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How To Get Better Blowjobs From Your Girlfriend!

Get The Best BJ!

BJs are about trust and satisfaction! A blowjob is as much for you as it is for her. You can both enjoy the experience. That’s why if she’s doing something you don’t like, you should find a way to tell her! Okay, saying it out loud is not for everyone. So here’s what you can try first!

Okay, saying it out loud is not for everyone. So here are a few alternatives, you can try first, on what you can do to get better blowjobs from your girlfriend!

 
She’s Too Shy

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As soon as you drop your pants, she becomes shy and doesn’t really know what to do with your cock. Start slowly; you don’t want to scare her off.Add some of your masturbations tricks to the mix. Gently take her hand and place it over yours while you stroke. There are many ways to show her what makes you feel good. Close your eyes and accentuate your moans as she moves the way you like it. That way she will feel less foolish around your cock.

 

Too Much Teeth

bruce finding nemo 2You’re dealing with a shark attack every time she goes down there!?! There is an easy way to get rid of teeth. And it also works, if she is trying to go deeper, then her mouth allows. You know when your cock head hits the back of her throat in an uncomfortable way.

Take control of your cock. Hold your length, placing your hand as close as possible from your pubis. You want your hand to act as a buffer. That way she doesn’t go too far down. That keeps your cock clear of the back of her mouth and her sharp teeth. You can even masturbate. With only your tip available to her, she will licks, kiss and sucks it. You don’t have to worry about your valuable member. As she gains expertise, you can loose a few fingers from your grip, letting her go deeper.

Good For You

There are many ways to keep control over your junk while teaching her what makes you feel good. Don’t be shy trying these tricks. Your girlfriend will gain confidence as she sees you enjoying yourself and soon master the art of the blowjob.

You can always try visual support and learn together with TheArtofBlwojob’s Educational Series. Click Here to watch the 25 videos!

What To Do With Unused Semen!

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A group of leading female legislators have enacted a new bill that forbids American men from disposing of “unused” sperm, requiring them to bring any recreational semen to a nearby fertility clinic.

According to noted alternative facts specialist, Stephanie Yorke, sperm is intended for “procreation only” and not to be “wasted” on pleasure: “Any sperm not being used for the purpose of procreation must be immediately donated to a sperm bank,” Yorke warned. “Failure to do so will lead to hefty fines and ultimately, incarceration, under the new ‘Level Playing Field Bill’.”

In response, leading male medical academics have raised concerns that refraining from masturbation would be hazardous to men’s testicular health, increasing their chances of prostate cancer.

Dr. David Ambrose hit out at the bill, claiming it put American men in the very difficult position of having to father and immediately surrender a child, everytime they ejaculate. He claims this will have very negative effects on men’s long-term mental health.

Read More on BurrardStreetJournal!

 

Not Your Ordinary Masturbation Sock!

You’ve probably all done it- Put your penis in a sock! Times have changed and the sock as now been reinvented. Trade your rugged sock for the soft and comfortable snug of a SwoonKink cashmere sleeve.

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Susanna Gray is a sex-positive 54-year-old from Sunfish Lake, Minnesota. She is the creator of the Swoon Kink cashmere hand-job and masturbation sleeve. Her background as a packing designer was going to serve her for something a little less ordinary. She saw a pair of fingerless gloves in a store and decided to make her own pair at home. Once done she showed them to her husband who said: Know where this would feel good?, as he pointed his crotch.

Gray says: “There are men who prefer a moister experience when masturbating, and there are men who like friction. From what I’ve heard, [the sleeve] appeals to the friction guys. There’s nothing out there for them, so it filled a niche in a very luxurious way.”

 

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This is what Brian Moylan from Vice had to say about it:

“After a brief visit to PornHub, I was ready to get into my turtleneck. Jerking off with the Pleasure Sweater feels like a Muppet’s dosed your dick with MDMA before jumping up and down on it until you have the warmest, strongest, most tingling orgasm of your entire life. It was absolutely incredible. I put the ribbed part around the base of my shaft, which it hugged with the perfect amount of tightness that not only provided pleasurable pressure but also kept the sleeve from moving around too much.

The soft fabric creates friction that doesn’t chafe—an intense sensation produced because, whereas normally there’s only sensation where the hand contacts the skin, the cashmere sleeve drags over all of your eager nerve endings for an overdose of stimulation. There’s no time for the best parts of your Johnson to rest.”

 

You don’t even have to be afraid of making a mess on your fancy cashmere sleeve. Once you are done, all you have to do is wash it in cold water and dried flat… And don’t worry it comes in many colors and shapes 😉

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Can You Replace Sex By Exercise?

I’ve tried to summarize for you a great article I just read on IFLScience!

Sex does have some similarities to exercise. Your heart rate increases and so does your blood pressure. But sex only elicits a moderate level of physical stress, about 75% of a maximal exercise. These physical stress levels were intermittent, meaning much of the time was spent at a lower level of stress. Making sex a moderate physical activity such as brisk walking.

TheArtofBlowjob

TheArtofBlowjob

Can sex change your physiology such as exercise?

It could! But because most of us don’t sustain sex for long enough and often enough, it does not give you physiological changes. Also, to gain muscle mass you will more likely need resistance training. We don’t yet know if sex brings you this type of muscular training.

What about masturbation? Well, sorry but masturbation is only equivalent to a slow walk. You better get a girlfriend really soon, if you want to make it more of a physical challenge ;P

Exercise affects sex!

Exercise in general mixed with an healthy life style will make you less tired during sex, especially cardio. Women who train their pelvic floor with exercises, will have more control, heightened sensation and less pain during sex. As for men, to train the perineal muscle helps with premature ejaculation.

Sex affects exercise!

Sex has no affects on exercise, but it does have negative affects on recovery. Just wait 2 hours after sex before starting exercising!

Do You Masturbate While In A Relationship?

There’s a great article for May Masturbation Month, I found it on SluttyGirlProblems, make sure you go check it out!

Here’s what inspired me about this article and what I thought I should share with you!

“Why masturbate when he has me?”

I, Piper Blush, have nothing against masturbation. I masturbate really often! I am single, I can in bulge all my masturbation fantasies without having to worry about another persons feelings.

I feel like masturbation is a very personal act. It has nothing to do with sex, but all to do with spending time with yourself. I couldn’t imagine getting all my pleasure form one person, and being forced to wait for that person to have he same urges as me. I need to be in control of some things in my life, like to deciding when I want to have an orgasm.

I feel it’s also important to know how to give yourself orgasms, to know what you like and dislike. That way you can express your need to your partner.

SluttyGirlProblems

SluttyGirlProblems

Why Do People Masturbate instead of Having Sex?

As said in the article on SluttyGirlProblems, “there seems to be an inaccurate belief in some people that we only masturbate because real sex isn’t available to us. Once real sex is available, then masturbation should stop. In fact, they can’t understand why anyone would choose masturbation over relationship sex.

If you masturbate in front of your partner does it mean you are having sex? Let’s say sex means penetration. Masturbation is usually something you do alone and once you have sex you masturbate a little less. I like to keep on masturbating even when I have a partner. I feel it empowering and my sex drive is not affected by it at all. All the contrary, the more I masturbate the more I want sex, I guess that’s why I’m a porn star 😉

SluttyGirlProblems

SluttyGirlProblems

Some Reasons Take SluttyGirlProblems:

    1. It’s quick and easy.
    2. So I can focus on myself, and not have to worry about the partner’s needs.
    3. I can’t sleep.
    4. I’m bored.
    5. I had 5 minutes to spare.
    6. Because I wanted to do it and I like it.
    7. Because she was on her period.
    8. Because my partner didn’t want sex.
    9. Wife just gave birth.
    10. Just want an orgasm, without fuss.
    11. Partner is sick.
    12. So I am satisfied when I’m away.
    13. It’s fun.

My favorites are 3, 4, 10 and 13.

SluttyGirlProblems

SluttyGirlProblems

Hysterical Literature, Have You Had The Pleasure of Reading?

The Hysterical Literature project was created by Clayton Cubitt in 2012. His goal is to bring back the ‘pleasure’ of reading! I think he has succeeded there is pleasure and there is reading 😉

Do you remember Hysterical Literature with Stoya. She read Necrophilia Variations. To add to your very sexy audio books, the Photographer Fette Sans reads Le Naufragé, by Thomas Bernhard. Have you guessed…it’s in French! For those of you who have a thing for latin languages, you’ll be excited.

Lucie Blush explains how beautiful it is to watch Fette Sans read and I feel she depicts the best picture. Read it before you see it, here it is: This project is not only hot but also very positive as it really does encourage everybody to read more. It’s also quite mesmerizing to watch a woman trying to focus on the reading while somehow fighting the pleasure that is triggered between their legs. You can witness the evolution of the pleasure invading her body and her head, she has trouble reading, she pauses, starts again, she’s agitated, moving on her chair, trying to grasp something to hold on to, until she gives up and lets it take over until she reaches an epic orgasm. The wand is still buzzing in the post-coming silence.

Watch all the sessions here.