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Harriet Sugarcookie on What To Do If You Get Caught Masturbating!



Have you ever been caught masturbating? If it hasn’t happened to you yet, it’s maybe because you are not masturbating enough 😛 Here’s what Harriet Sugarcookie tells you to do if ever your girlfriend walks in on your masturbating!

The moment someone walks in on you, your whole body tenses up. You go into panic mode. You practically die of embarrassment, and in that moment your head isn’t thinking clearly. It’s in this state of panic that you might do or say something that makes the situation worse. 

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Public Transportation is Sexy


Here in Montreal, we have the metro.  I don’t take it incredibly often, since I love walking and we have a car (and motorcycles) but every once in a while it’s just nice to get a change of scenery.  I can’t say I’ve ever thought about it as being very sexy, but now my mind has been changed with this beautiful video by Marie Schuller, featuring Anita De Bauch.  I’m always a fan of a sexy Vimeo video, and this one is no exception.


Just watching her beautiful body (occasionally clad in Vivienne Westwood) is enough to make me swoon a little, and the music and cinematography only amplifies this erotic feeling.  She has a fairly modelesque body, which may not be for everyone, but it’s a body that occurs in nature just like anything else.  She’s very graceful and in charge, and I like that.


I think I would be a little more demure and cute, though that would also have its place in this kind of erotica.  It almost makes me want to try, but I’d be pretty scared to get caught.  Nothing quite like being lead away in handcuffs for public indecency or exposure on the metro…  Not that I’d know or anything.


Have you every had any rowdy encounters on public transportation?  Or even some gentle flirtation or glances?


Thanks to Violet Blue for sharing this!