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Drink Only Irish Beers For St Patty’s!

 

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Here’s our selection of all of the Irish Beers you should try on Saint Patty’s Day! Don’t worry, they don’t have to be all green :)

Start your day with a breakfast of champions. A “meal in a bottle”, also known as the Guinness! Rich, creamy and dark. Roasted malt flavor and hints of chocolate all satisfying flavors for a connoisseur. Ask your bartender for a “perfect pint,” an optimal pouring method which, according to the company, should take 119.53 seconds.

Guinness-Varieties

 

The lightest and sweetest between the three previous. Think chocolate milk topped with a double shot of espresso and finished with a one-inch thick head of caramel-infused creamy goodness. Save this Murphy’s for dessert!
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Often compared to Guinness, Beamish is dark and chocolaty. Sweet flavors of caramel and hints of coffee balance out the bitter, hoppy finish. Beamish yeast dates back to 1792 to capture the traditional taste of stout from Ireland.

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Smithwick’s, Ireland’s oldest brewery, is where it originated. The beer is older than some countries, with a heritage dating back to the fourteenth century, and until recently, Dubliner Pub in Washington. With a base flavor similar to Smithwick’s with less hops, the distinct smooth and white head. The amber brew has the rich aroma and flavor of toasted malt. It’s all at once sweet and creamy.

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Harp, a crisp summery lager, which comes from a country better known for its stouts and leprechauns, has a bitter beginning that quickly that turns to clean and refreshing. This classic lager is smooth and solid.

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This beer is so old, it dates back to the fourteenth century when monks would brew their own next door to the Smithwick’s brewery. The ruins of the original Franciscan abbey that once stood there can still be seen. Smithwick’s is Ireland’s oldest operating brewery, the major ale producer in Ireland and, along with Guinness, part of Diageo. This is a red ale characterized by caramel maltiness. It captures a unique flavor that combines its hops with sweet aromatic fruits and deep malt, coffee and roasted barley notes.

Smithwicks-Ale

Summer Holiday Fun

Camille Crimson in a sexy bikini

 

Happy belated Canada day!  As you know, Friday’s update was very much in the spirit of Canada day with the splendour of or gorgeous wilderness landscape.  We enjoyed more of the same for the Canada day weekend, and that’s basically the plan all summer.  Motorcycling with my love and seeing more of the beauty out there…  There’s nothing better than that.  This country has so much beauty to explore, fresh air to breathe and water to splash around in.

 

There’s only one day until the 4th of July, so you Americans are still celebrating.  I’m sure there’ll be a lot of the same summer exploration of the beautiful land, but I can imagine there’ll be fireworks and also be a lot of beer and BBQ, which I can’t say I disagree with, especially if there’s a Guinness…  It’s never too hot for a Guinness.

 

So, what are you going to do, or what did you do, if you did anything?  And if you aren’t from the US or Canada, what do you think about this kind of cultural experience?  It feels very uniquely North American, I guess, so I don’t have a frame of reference for what other people think of our beer, meat and great outdoors experience.

Hilarious Facebook Contest

Camille Crimson's sexy teasing eyes

 

I love contests…  It’s a lot of fun to get people excited about the possibility of winning and it’s great to be able to give a little something back.  Sometimes my contests involve ideas, sometimes words, sometimes sharing, sometimes just being active on social media…  But this time, I decided to put the art in The Art of Blowjob…  And take out the blowjob, actually.

 

Take out the blowjob?  WHAT?  Hold on there.  I’ll explain.  I posted a tease photo onto Facebook, which has to be SFW, so I posted just my eyes (above) and people kept imagining what might be going on in the rest of the photo.  Well, what better way to show it than by having them draw it?  A contest was born.

 

Already, people have imagined me blowing out candles on a cake, drinking a Guinness, even me as Edvard Munch’s The Scream.  They’ve all made me laugh so far, and the contest is going on until next Wednesday at 5pm EST, and the winner will get a free membership to The Art of Blowjob!  So, will you be entering?  I would love to see what all you amazingly witty people would come up with.

Irish for a Day

 


Top of the morning to ye!  Well, afternoon…  And St. Patty’s day was yesterday, but still.  I went to start celebrating before the upload was done yesterday, so I didn’t get a chance to tell you about my latest update for The Art of BlowjobIrish for a Day.  A blowjob and a nice pint of Guinness…  How can you go wrong?

 

 

This video is great for so many reasons.  It starts with a little Irish jig!  I get to wear a cool sash!  I get to swish cum around in my mouth with a nice sip of Guinness!  Even though I’m admittedly not Irish, I really enjoyed playing the role of a beautiful Irish lady getting a little tipsy and giving a blowjob in honour of St. Patrick’s day.  So, it should be clear then that I was NOT pretending to be a leprechaun.  There was no pot of gold, after all.  😉

 

 

So, what did you think of my little ode to the day?  Do you wish this was the way you celebrated?  You can check out the rest of the trailer here and the full video here, then let me know what you thought!  Hopefully you’re not all too hung over to put together a coherent thought or two!

 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Camille Crimson enjoys a Guinness on St. Patrick's Day

 

So, I’m not really Irish, but I love St. Patrick’s Day anyways.  You guys all know my penchant for scotch and Guinness, and I’ve obviously got the pale redhead thing down, so why not be Irish for a day?  After all, any day where you can indulge a little is okay by me!

 

Camille Crimson celebrates St. Patrick's Day

 

Whenever I think of St. Patrick’s Day, I always think of smiling Irish eyes.  Even though I’m half-French, half-Quebecoise, I think I have a bit of that natural smile in my eyes.  Maybe that’s part of what makes me good at blowjobs, at least in terms of eye contact…  Maybe the emerald isle is known for their blowjob eyes.  I doubt they’d tout that for their tourism, though.

 

Camille Crimson enjoys a Guinness on St. Patrick's Day

 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone, and I hope you all indulge in the chance to be Irish for the day.  I don’t think we’re going to go out anywhere, but there’s some scotch and a few more cans of Guinness where that came from, so we’re all set.  There’s an update with a special St. Patty’s Day themed blowjob coming up, so look out for it!  Until then, I’d love to hear what you’re planning, if anything!