I don’t even know what to say about this. Apparently Jonah Falcon, AKA the man with the world’s biggest penis, decided that the best way to spread the word of his sizeable member is through the majesty of song. And this is the result… I can’t say that I think it’ll be the summer hit of 2013.
Despite how catchy this song may or may not be, I don’t think that many men would want to be in his position. With 13.5 inches when hard, I can’t imagine many people who would be able to take that on, regardless of what the song indicates. But, who knows, maybe this video will attract a few extra intrepid partners.
Hopefully this gets a little giggle… It’s kind of a silly song, and there are some very gratuitous shots of his bulge… I don’t think I’d be able to perform the art of a quality blowjob on someone that sizeable, and I think that’s just fine. I’m also not sure I’d be able to keep a straight face after seeing the video, anyways. ;)
Thank goodness it’s no longer a winter wonderland here… It’s almost May, after all. Some people have called Montreal “Porn Valley North” because of all the business we do up here, but there definitely isn’t nearly as much production as there is in the golden sun of California. We just have some pretty big companies and then a few entrepreneurs who have a very good thing going. ;)
“We use the natural environment,” says Braun, picking a lobster from Anikka Albrite, nearly blue from cold, “and we are just up the river from the excellent outlet stores of Kittery.”
“Some we left with didn’t make it across,” admits Evil Angel owner John Stagliano, who regrets taking the southern route. “We lost 20 percent of us at the Arizona Mills Mall alone. They’re just wandering in and out of the Rainforest Cafe giving blowjobs under the tiki lamps. They can’t stand the cold.”
I can only imagine how many of them would scatter across the country if they were headed to Montreal. Not only would they be cold, they might not even understand what people were saying. That said, we have poutine, which might just make up for all the harsh Canadian weather and the Francophonie!
Hopefully you’ll read the rest of the post. It’s a serious issue, but Gram put an excellent spin on things, as he always does.
Did any of you get fooled today? I decided to forego any fake retirement/marriage/site change announcements so that no one gets their hopes up or their feelings hurt, even though I do enjoy a good prank. There were a lot of great ones on the web (and no one should trust anything they see online on April 1st anymore) but this one was particularly appropriate for me, I think.
It’s the iPlay… Which unfortunately isn’t a real thing… But could you imagine if Apple broke into gaming in a whole new way? Well, essentially this is a mishmash of other Apple products and a whole lot of Angry Birds. As someone who quite enjoys Angry Birds, I can’t say I’d be disappointed. But which one to get? The New iPlay? The iPlay 4S? The iPlay 5G? The options are endless. :P
I guess for now I’ll just have to play on any of my many other Apple devices… I think I can live with that. You can’t fool me that easy, IGN!
Of course, we all knew this, right? My fellow ginger Conan O’Brien certainly did, and he came out with a much more representative ad for one of my favourite Apple products, which just happens to feature all sorts of porn. It would have been pretty incredible if I made the cut and showed up in his compilation.
That said, the last meld of words kind of made me pause. I know it’s a joke, but I think we know that there’s a lot of porn habits that can be healthy, sexy and fun… And none of those descriptors he chose. That said, it’s late night TV, so I’m not expecting a frank discussion of sexuality or anything! Still, no shame in masturbating. Everyone has the right to unwind and feel good. ;)
How many iPad (or tablet in general) users do we have here? And how many of you use it for exactly what Conan suggested? But, most importantly, if you do… How do you best prop it up for the ideal hands-free watching experience? :P
Sophie reminded me of this gem a little while back, and I figured that a Thursday afternoon requires a funky beat. We didn’t have this specific one growing up in French, but the concept of bad 80s/90s PSAs cross all language barriers. This one is all about copying floppy disks of your favouite games like Carmen Sandiego and Oregon Trail… That takes you back, doesn’t it?
There are lots of great shots of vintage Macs, which I love in and of itself, but the incredibly transparent message speaks to me as someone who makes content that is often copied and shared. It’s true that people forget how much work and creativity goes into making something that people enjoy, and I do think that there’s a little extra vulnerability and spirit involved when it’s something as personal as the kind of porn we make.
This isn’t to wag my finger, just to show that this has been an issue for quite some time, which has made for some rather interesting Youtube treasure troves. So, I encourage you to support the content you love, but I also promise not to rap about it or dance like that guy from the video. No one wants to see that.
It’s Monday, and I think it might be the kind of Monday where people need a laugh. It’s still a bit blah out, I still have 10 whole days until I can ride my motorcycle (Yes, I’m going to keep on counting down the days and then I guess I’ll text you from the road! :P) and, well, it’s no secret that many people don’t exactly relish the return to the week. So, honestly, what better than a few cat things I’ve been saving up? Above is probably the worst drawing advice I’ve ever seen. It kind of reminds me of those SFW porn ads, only much more disturbing. ;) Whatever you do, don’t do that. I can solemnly promise that is just not how you draw a cat. At all. Thanks, Reddit.
If you can get past the music on this one I found on Jezebel (it’s an acquired taste, but that’s what muting is for!) you can find out who is stealing those socks of yours… And who is fighting to save them. (Spoiler alert: kittens!) This is actually really inventive filmmaking and the kittens are absolutely adorably playful, and then sleepy. Fast forward to the 0:45 second mark for the cats, but the whole thing is pretty fun and action-packed!
And finally, this one that has been circulating around TNG fans on Facebook… Be still my heart! Is there anything that is not absolutely amazing about this man? Of course he’s my number one! On top of being in one of the best TV shows of all time, being an incredibly accomplished actor and an active feminist, he loves cats! That’s one lucky feline.
I hope this made you alternately gasp, giggle and smile. Sometimes a little silly cat-related internet stuff is just what you need!