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Harriet Sugarcookie on What To Do If You Get Caught Masturbating!



Have you ever been caught masturbating? If it hasn’t¬†happened to you yet, it’s maybe because you are not masturbating enough ūüėõ Here’s what Harriet Sugarcookie tells you to do if ever your girlfriend walks in on your masturbating!

The moment someone walks in on you, your whole body tenses up. You go into panic mode. You practically die of embarrassment, and in that moment your head isn’t thinking clearly. It’s in this state of panic that you might do or say something that makes the situation worse. 

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Do’s And Don’t of Online Dating!


Be honest about what you’re looking for!

You can use dating applications as much for sex as to find a soulmate! If you want to surf the waves of life, just write that you are open to whatever. You are on the internet not in real life, you don’t know those people and they don’t know you! So don’t be shy, ask for want you really want. The worst that can happen is that you get a ‘No’, it is better than spending an entire date with a crazy 70 years old cat lover!


Google your date! Use all you can find, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. That way you get a better idea of who they are. To be on the safe side, choose a dating app that is linked to your social media. If there is not that many pictures on their profil, you will not really know what they look like. Be careful if their account has not been active for over a year, though some people are still not very active on those platforms a year could mean fraud. You can also learn if they are already engaged in a relationship and are only looking for some casual extracurricular activities.

Piper Blush

Piper Blush

Meet in a Public or  Safe Space!

Meeting in public is the safest thing to do. You can always escape or scream for help! You can also take the risky road and invite that special person to your place or go to theirs. If you choose to do so, be sure to tell a friend were you are going to be or with whom, check in with that friend every hour or so just to be on the safe side. Be up-front with your date, if they’re interested in you, they will respect your desire for safety!



 No limits!

If you hit it off with a person and start having feelings for her,don’t limit yourself. It’s not because you found her on Tinder that it can’t be true love! You can always invent a ‘How You Meet Story’ :)


Stalk Just Enough!

There are downsides at stalking your futur date too intensely on the internet. You might get the wrong idea about your date. First, it’s easy to judge when you only have access to party pictures! Second, if ever you spill out the beans on something they did not tell you yet you can look really creepy.

No Guilt about Wanting to be Safe!

If your date gives you a hard time about safety precautions on the first meeting too, let them go. There is plenty profils on the internet!


You can read the real article on: SluttyGirlProblems




Short or Tall, Love Them All

I’m going to share something with you here, and it really reminds me of why I started trying to include a secondary focus here about undoing some of the weird things that are done emotionally and physically to men, specifically by mainstream porn. ¬†We all have unrealistic expectations placed on us, and that includes the gentlemen in our lives. ¬†I talk a whole lot about why we shouldn’t place as much emphasis on penis size and why we shouldn’t shame people with or without foreskins because that really isn’t something anyone can control, but what about more obvious external characteristics?

The article in question is yet another excellent piece from xoJane where the focus is on how to get everyone past the unfortunate issues that keep us all from being happy with ourselves and each other. ¬†Specifically, this article is about height, and how an overwhelming amount of men are held to a specific standard. ¬†Many women just won’t consider dating someone under a certain height, and this is especially a problem with online dating, where it’s such an easy thing to click through preferences and weed out amazing men just because they’re on the shorter side.

This isn’t just tall women who want to be able to wear heels without making their partner uncomfortable, either… ¬†A whole lot of very short women seem to love having a man tower over her. ¬†In a sense, there’s nothing wrong with having preferences, but this definitely stems from the idea that men need to be big, strong and stereotypically manly. ¬†It’s the same reason we want all women to be small, demure and always sexy. ¬†We can’t control how tall we are… ¬†None of us can. ¬†Same with penis size, same with so many other things.

By remembering that this is the same thing that happens to women, as Emily suggests, we remember that we all need to think more about why we like the things we like and how integral that is or isn’t to our lives. ¬†Then maybe we can start getting to know people for who they are instead of how much they fit into the arbitrtrary ideas we expect of their gender.

What do you think? ¬†Do you think it’s valid to want a certain look, or is it better to get to know someone even if they’re outside of your usual preferences, even if only in the name of undoing these gendered expectations?

Feminist Blowjob?!

Camille Crimson gives a loving blowjob dressed as a sexy vintage babe

I got a tip off about a “you be the advice columnist” thing that xoJane is doing now, specifically because their latest question was pretty related to my field of expertise… ¬†It’s about wanting a blowjob from a feminist! ¬†Specifically, this guy just started dating a feminist and he’s worried about how to ask for a blowjob. ¬†Then, the commenters got to weigh in. ¬†Luckily, they were right on the mark.

The beauty of feminism is that the vast majority of us are sex-positive, meaning we like sex, we embrace it as part of our lives and we do what we can to be informed from safety to skill. ¬†We’re just women who believe we should all be equal… ¬†We can be extra sexual or not at all sexual, just as all other human beings come in a range of personality types, but there is something about identifying as a feminist that might even make us more open to discussing sex.

Blowjobs aren’t anti-feminist, obviously. ¬†They’re a sex act, just like any other, and adults can decide to enjoy whatever they want. ¬†Ask nicely, be open to their desires and go from there… ¬†The idea of a man-hating feminist is pretty antiquated. ¬†If you’re a man dating a feminist, that’s a pretty good indication that she’s open to men, male desire and all that comes with it. ¬†If she’s not personally into blowjobs, that’s a matter of personal taste.

Of course, this guy also seems to have issues with the fact that he’s getting ahead of himself… ¬†They’ve only been dating for a short while, they haven’t kissed yet and he can already see them having a life together. ¬†It seems like all this anxiety about blowjobs and feminism has more to do with his personality type than it does with the woman he’s dating, but it’s still a good reminder for everyone else… ¬†Blowjobs are for everyone.

Helping People Find Happiness Through Threesomes

Sexy threesome blowjob with Camille Crimson


I just want to make people happy! ¬†That’s why I started Ask Camille on Fleshbot. ¬†This week, I tacked a question that I think will be useful to a lot of people… ¬†This was a guy who wanted to have more sexual experiences, especially threesomes, but didn’t know how to find the right girl who would be into that kind of exploration.


I tried to lay out a whole bunch of options, but stick to an overall message… ¬†There is no one way to find a partner who is into the sexual things that you want to try. ¬†Some people are really out there and will be on adult-oriented meeting sites, active members in sexuality groups, or very overt about their desires on profiles. ¬†But there are also tons of women (and men!) with secret desires that only come out when they’re in a relationship and they feel really comfortable, and often with discussion and even a little prompting. ¬†It’s hard to lay your desires out on the line, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t there.


I do think that one of the best things you can do is just ask, especially if you’re already in a relationship. ¬†Don’t hide your desires until you’ve been together forever, but give them a little time to feel comfortable with you, then mention that it’s something you’re into and you’d like to try. ¬†You may be pleasantly surprised.


There was some talk of polyamory and swinging, since of course those are things to consider as other ways of enjoying sex with others, but I tried to stick to the central idea of his question, which was about finding a partner to explore with. ¬†I’m thoroughly confident that he’ll find one and that they’ll have fun together finding different people to explore. ¬†Sexually liberated women are out there! ¬†I promise.


Have you ever brought up the idea of a threesome?  How did it go?  Or have you ever looked for a partner with adventurous sex in mind?

Free Dating Site… for Zombies

If you have read some of my previous post before I went completely nuts, you may remember how much I enjoy everything zombie.

But this is the icing on the cupcake, – for VB – the cherry on top of the sunday, the fresh brain of a not yet dead human.

I wish I could subscribe. Jenna Jameson would certainly be a most popular after Zombie Strippers.

Ok so here it is:

The free dating site for zombies, ZombieHarmony

Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies) <= if you browse, you might find there are zombies on that dating site. Anyway good marketing dudes.

ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.

Via Boinkology