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Drink Only Irish Beers For St Patty’s!



Here’s our selection of all of the Irish Beers you should try on Saint Patty’s Day! Don’t worry, they don’t have to be all green :)

Start your day with a breakfast of champions. A “meal in a bottle”, also known as the Guinness! Rich, creamy and dark. Roasted malt flavor and hints of chocolate all satisfying flavors for a connoisseur. Ask your bartender for a “perfect pint,” an optimal pouring method which, according to the company, should take 119.53 seconds.



The lightest and sweetest between the three previous. Think chocolate milk topped with a double shot of espresso and finished with a one-inch thick head of caramel-infused creamy goodness. Save this Murphy’s for dessert!

Often compared to Guinness, Beamish is dark and chocolaty. Sweet flavors of caramel and hints of coffee balance out the bitter, hoppy finish. Beamish yeast dates back to 1792 to capture the traditional taste of stout from Ireland.


Smithwick’s, Ireland’s oldest brewery, is where it originated. The beer is older than some countries, with a heritage dating back to the fourteenth century, and until recently, Dubliner Pub in Washington. With a base flavor similar to Smithwick’s with less hops, the distinct smooth and white head. The amber brew has the rich aroma and flavor of toasted malt. It’s all at once sweet and creamy.

Harp, a crisp summery lager, which comes from a country better known for its stouts and leprechauns, has a bitter beginning that quickly that turns to clean and refreshing. This classic lager is smooth and solid.



This beer is so old, it dates back to the fourteenth century when monks would brew their own next door to the Smithwick’s brewery. The ruins of the original Franciscan abbey that once stood there can still be seen. Smithwick’s is Ireland’s oldest operating brewery, the major ale producer in Ireland and, along with Guinness, part of Diageo. This is a red ale characterized by caramel maltiness. It captures a unique flavor that combines its hops with sweet aromatic fruits and deep malt, coffee and roasted barley notes.


Cum Cocktails

Sexy cocktail hour blowjob from a redhead

I’m a woman who enjoys the finer things in life, including a beautiful Scotch or a nice glass of red wine.  A cocktail every now and again is a lovely thing, too.  Most of my cocktails just contain alcohol and standard mixers…  Not cum.  That said, there seems to be room for it in the mixology world!

Vice decided to make a few cum cocktails (or just cock-tails) and reported the results.  They debunked a few myths all together: that lifestyle necessarily has much to do with the way your cum will taste, that can’t actually be pretty good and that average women aren’t willing to swallow.  It has a very hipster vibe, which isn’t so much my style, but I’m sure you could find a way to make a very classy cum cocktail.

I’ve swallowed cum from a glass before, but I’d be interested…  Would any of you use cum in a cum-cock-tion?  (Sorry, I had to!)  What kind of drink do you think would benefit from a sweet, salty, creamy addition?  Post your recipes here…  Who knows, maybe I’ll have a cocktail party with Mike and Clara some day!  😛

Cum All Over

Sucking for a sensual cumshot


Cumshots are amazing.  The way they pump and spurt and spray everywhere.  You’d think I’d be used to them by now, but I’m still just so fascinated by everything to do with the way the human body makes something so magnificent.  Every spray arcs so gracefully before landing, perlescent and perfect on my skin.  Today’s a facial and truly, there was Cum All Over.


Camille Crimson gets an amazing facial cumshot


As with last week’s cumshot video, this one features a lot of cum.  I don’t know how he does it (and people keep asking, so I think I know what I’ll be talking about in next Sunday’s post) but he certainly produces a lot of cum.  It’s just natural for him, but I’d like to think that I have a teensy bit to do with it too.  Who knows?


Cumshot facial after a beautiful erotic blowjob


You’re definitely going to have to see this to believe it.  He lands pretty much all over my face, covering me in the good stuff.  I couldn’t be more pleased than to feel the heat of fresh cum on my face.  You can see a litle preview, but the full video has everything you could possibly want…  Assuming you’re like me and what you really want is a cumshot with a whole lot to share.