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Drink Only Irish Beers For St Patty’s!



Here’s our selection of all of the Irish Beers you should try on Saint Patty’s Day! Don’t worry, they don’t have to be all green :)

Start your day with a breakfast of champions. A “meal in a bottle”, also known as the Guinness! Rich, creamy and dark. Roasted malt flavor and hints of chocolate all satisfying flavors for a connoisseur. Ask your bartender for a “perfect pint,” an optimal pouring method which, according to the company, should take 119.53 seconds.



The lightest and sweetest between the three previous. Think chocolate milk topped with a double shot of espresso and finished with a one-inch thick head of caramel-infused creamy goodness. Save this Murphy’s for dessert!

Often compared to Guinness, Beamish is dark and chocolaty. Sweet flavors of caramel and hints of coffee balance out the bitter, hoppy finish. Beamish yeast dates back to 1792 to capture the traditional taste of stout from Ireland.


Smithwick’s, Ireland’s oldest brewery, is where it originated. The beer is older than some countries, with a heritage dating back to the fourteenth century, and until recently, Dubliner Pub in Washington. With a base flavor similar to Smithwick’s with less hops, the distinct smooth and white head. The amber brew has the rich aroma and flavor of toasted malt. It’s all at once sweet and creamy.

Harp, a crisp summery lager, which comes from a country better known for its stouts and leprechauns, has a bitter beginning that quickly that turns to clean and refreshing. This classic lager is smooth and solid.



This beer is so old, it dates back to the fourteenth century when monks would brew their own next door to the Smithwick’s brewery. The ruins of the original Franciscan abbey that once stood there can still be seen. Smithwick’s is Ireland’s oldest operating brewery, the major ale producer in Ireland and, along with Guinness, part of Diageo. This is a red ale characterized by caramel maltiness. It captures a unique flavor that combines its hops with sweet aromatic fruits and deep malt, coffee and roasted barley notes.


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Coffee Break

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos


You all know that I’m pretty into coffee.  It’s a bright spot in every day for me, even though my days are already pretty bright.  Sometimes it’s Starbucks, sometimes it’s a small café and sometimes it’s right at home…  But it warms me and provides these delicious, deep, complex flavours.  As with a lot of things in my life, I definitely consider it a sensual experience.

What would make it more sensual?  Well, College Humor certainly had the right idea with this amazing foam art submission.  As someone who paints and draws, this kind of art is pretty impressive to me…  Especially since it combines my all time favourite art: blowjobs!  How could you possibly drink it, though?  It’s just too beautiful.  Also…  Is that really just foam?  😛

Usually people here in Montreal just do the standard leaf if they do any kind of decoration on top, but it would blow my mind (no pun intended) if someone attempted something so elaborate and erotic.  Have you ever received such a sexy treat?

Another Cute Morning Blowjob

A sexy pinup blowjob by gorgeous redhead Camille Crimson


I’ve done teasing in the retro look in my little vignette, but now it’s time to show you what happened after I finished my coffee…  A blowjob, of course!  There’s something very sweet about the experience of giving a loving blowjob first thing in the morning.  Especially paired with the pinup aesthetic, it all feels very cute.  Another cute morning blowjob!


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It’s not really a “trick”, but giving a blowjob after a nice hot coffee is really sexy for a little change of pace.  It’s not an extreme feeling, but my mouth feels just a little more warm and inviting.  Watching him feel the beautiful sensations as he sinks back to enjoy is bliss for me.  Making him happy makes me happy.  It sounds simple, but that’s really all it is.  What a perfect way to start the day.  Every day.


Camille Crimson gives a loving blowjob dressed as a sexy vintage babe


Did you like this return to the retro look for today’s blowjob?  It’s fun to feel just a little dressed up yet still cute and casual.  It brings out my flirty side, heightened with red lips, pearl earrings, winged eyes and my cute little kerchief.  Besides, Mike clearly enjoyed it!  You can check out the energy in the trailer, but the full video has all the sweetness and flirtation, plus a gorgeous mouthful of cum to end it all.  It’s the perfect accessory to my pinup look.

Camille’s Retro Vignette Video


In case you haven’t seen it already, I made a really cute Youtube video that I wanted to share here.  I have been getting back into the feeling of the retro look (watching Mad Men will do that to you!) and I wanted to create a little vignette to celebrate this lovely, flirty and sophisticated style.  It’s been something that I’ve played around with in a few incarnations of the years, so it’s nice to make a video that reflects it.  It feels kind of like a moving pinup!


This is just a bit of a test to see what people think, but I’d love to know what your thoughts are about the idea of doing everyday things with a vintage flair in the form of vignettes.  Is this a nice way to tease you?  Not that I’m necessarily taking suggestions, but what sorts of things would you want to see approached with this cute and flirtatious approach through a little vignette?  Coffee is the start of all good things, of course.


Hopefully you enjoy this little pick-me-up for a Friday afternoon and it gets you thinking about what it is about the whole pinup feeling…  Let me know what you think, because I’d love to hear all about your take on all things retro!

Sensual Coffee Break in Lingerie


Here in Canada (and else-where in the world) it’s Boxing Day, which is not-unlike Black Friday.  You run to the mall super early, you do “door crasher” sales, you walk around until your feet hurt…  No thanks!  Relaxing with a good cup of coffee is all I need this morning, thank you very much.



Making coffee is such a deliciously sensual experience for me.  I love the smell of the beans, the anticipation when it’s almost ready and that incredible first sip.  And what better way to enjoy a warm cup of coffee than in my lingerie?  It feels extra sensual, plus it’s a little more interesting for a photo shoot.  😉



So, if you haven’t already, check out my new portrait gallery called Sensual Coffee Break in Lingerie and have a little break yourself.  The holidays can be stressful, but it should be a time to relax, recharge and get ready for the new year.  Hopefully these new photos will help.  😉