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What To Eat To Have A Great Erections!

“Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es.” Know in English as “Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.”

The foods we eat impact our general health. For men, an unhealthy diet can even cause him erectile dysfunctions. Your penis is filled with minuscule blood vessels and nerves. When you eat too much junk food, it can lead to the building up of fat and cholesterol in those vessels, clogging them. This will prevent you from getting hard, but that’s not the worst of it. It can cause more severe heart problems.

A healthy diet and exercise can keep you and your precious family jewel in shape for years to come! Eat some good foods that not only provide you with vitamins but will boost your testosterone and make your morning woods feel like wood.





Start your day with a fresh cup of Joe! Caffeine boosts your metabolism by getting your blood pumping. It’s also great when you are a bit tired, and you want to spend a wild night with your date.




You know that hot feeling you get when you eat spicy food? Well, that’s a good thing! Hotness expands your blood vessels letting more blood enter the tissues of your cock.





Oatmeal And Bananas

Bananas are not only delicious, they contain loads of potassium. This element keeps your sodium levels at the right place which his good for your heart. Mixe that sweet banana with a hot bowl of porridge. Oatmeal contains fibers that clean all the cholesterol from your blood vessel, leaving them brand new!






Salmon and Wine

Treat yourself to a nice glass of red wine or two for dinner but not much more. It’s an excellent source of antioxidant, more specifically, phytochemical resveratrol. This boosts the production of nitric oxide which then makes your blood vessels expand the same way Viagra does! To help the flow down there join a beautiful piece of salmon to your glass of Cabernet. The omega-3 will make your blood thinner so it can go further down 😉

The omega-3 fatty acids in oily fish make the blood less sticky, enhancing blood flow to the parts that matter. Eat fish like salmon, mackerel, trout and fresh tuna twice a week to keep your arteries well-oiled.








Drink Only Irish Beers For St Patty’s!



Here’s our selection of all of the Irish Beers you should try on Saint Patty’s Day! Don’t worry, they don’t have to be all green :)

Start your day with a breakfast of champions. A “meal in a bottle”, also known as the Guinness! Rich, creamy and dark. Roasted malt flavor and hints of chocolate all satisfying flavors for a connoisseur. Ask your bartender for a “perfect pint,” an optimal pouring method which, according to the company, should take 119.53 seconds.



The lightest and sweetest between the three previous. Think chocolate milk topped with a double shot of espresso and finished with a one-inch thick head of caramel-infused creamy goodness. Save this Murphy’s for dessert!

Often compared to Guinness, Beamish is dark and chocolaty. Sweet flavors of caramel and hints of coffee balance out the bitter, hoppy finish. Beamish yeast dates back to 1792 to capture the traditional taste of stout from Ireland.


Smithwick’s, Ireland’s oldest brewery, is where it originated. The beer is older than some countries, with a heritage dating back to the fourteenth century, and until recently, Dubliner Pub in Washington. With a base flavor similar to Smithwick’s with less hops, the distinct smooth and white head. The amber brew has the rich aroma and flavor of toasted malt. It’s all at once sweet and creamy.

Harp, a crisp summery lager, which comes from a country better known for its stouts and leprechauns, has a bitter beginning that quickly that turns to clean and refreshing. This classic lager is smooth and solid.



This beer is so old, it dates back to the fourteenth century when monks would brew their own next door to the Smithwick’s brewery. The ruins of the original Franciscan abbey that once stood there can still be seen. Smithwick’s is Ireland’s oldest operating brewery, the major ale producer in Ireland and, along with Guinness, part of Diageo. This is a red ale characterized by caramel maltiness. It captures a unique flavor that combines its hops with sweet aromatic fruits and deep malt, coffee and roasted barley notes.


Blowjobs Are The New Morning Coffee!



Imagine if women all agreed actually to replace morning coffee! What a great world we would live in…

Well until then our models at TheArtofBlowjob.com are at your disposition at any time of the day.

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Coffee Break

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos


You all know that I’m pretty into coffee.  It’s a bright spot in every day for me, even though my days are already pretty bright.  Sometimes it’s Starbucks, sometimes it’s a small café and sometimes it’s right at home…  But it warms me and provides these delicious, deep, complex flavours.  As with a lot of things in my life, I definitely consider it a sensual experience.

What would make it more sensual?  Well, College Humor certainly had the right idea with this amazing foam art submission.  As someone who paints and draws, this kind of art is pretty impressive to me…  Especially since it combines my all time favourite art: blowjobs!  How could you possibly drink it, though?  It’s just too beautiful.  Also…  Is that really just foam?  😛

Usually people here in Montreal just do the standard leaf if they do any kind of decoration on top, but it would blow my mind (no pun intended) if someone attempted something so elaborate and erotic.  Have you ever received such a sexy treat?

Another Cute Morning Blowjob

A sexy pinup blowjob by gorgeous redhead Camille Crimson


I’ve done teasing in the retro look in my little vignette, but now it’s time to show you what happened after I finished my coffee…  A blowjob, of course!  There’s something very sweet about the experience of giving a loving blowjob first thing in the morning.  Especially paired with the pinup aesthetic, it all feels very cute.  Another cute morning blowjob!


Sexy pinup blowjob first  thing in the morning


It’s not really a “trick”, but giving a blowjob after a nice hot coffee is really sexy for a little change of pace.  It’s not an extreme feeling, but my mouth feels just a little more warm and inviting.  Watching him feel the beautiful sensations as he sinks back to enjoy is bliss for me.  Making him happy makes me happy.  It sounds simple, but that’s really all it is.  What a perfect way to start the day.  Every day.


Camille Crimson gives a loving blowjob dressed as a sexy vintage babe


Did you like this return to the retro look for today’s blowjob?  It’s fun to feel just a little dressed up yet still cute and casual.  It brings out my flirty side, heightened with red lips, pearl earrings, winged eyes and my cute little kerchief.  Besides, Mike clearly enjoyed it!  You can check out the energy in the trailer, but the full video has all the sweetness and flirtation, plus a gorgeous mouthful of cum to end it all.  It’s the perfect accessory to my pinup look.

Camille’s Retro Vignette Video


In case you haven’t seen it already, I made a really cute Youtube video that I wanted to share here.  I have been getting back into the feeling of the retro look (watching Mad Men will do that to you!) and I wanted to create a little vignette to celebrate this lovely, flirty and sophisticated style.  It’s been something that I’ve played around with in a few incarnations of the years, so it’s nice to make a video that reflects it.  It feels kind of like a moving pinup!


This is just a bit of a test to see what people think, but I’d love to know what your thoughts are about the idea of doing everyday things with a vintage flair in the form of vignettes.  Is this a nice way to tease you?  Not that I’m necessarily taking suggestions, but what sorts of things would you want to see approached with this cute and flirtatious approach through a little vignette?  Coffee is the start of all good things, of course.


Hopefully you enjoy this little pick-me-up for a Friday afternoon and it gets you thinking about what it is about the whole pinup feeling…  Let me know what you think, because I’d love to hear all about your take on all things retro!