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Cat Roundup

Cat drawing gone horribly wrong

It’s Monday, and I think it might be the kind of Monday where people need a laugh.  It’s still a bit blah out, I still have 10 whole days until I can ride my motorcycle (Yes, I’m going to keep on counting down the days and then I guess I’ll text you from the road!  :P) and, well, it’s no secret that many people don’t exactly relish the return to the week.  So, honestly, what better than a few cat things I’ve been saving up?  Above is probably the worst drawing advice I’ve ever seen.  It kind of reminds me of those SFW porn ads, only much more disturbing.  ;)  Whatever you do, don’t do that. I can solemnly promise that is just not how you draw a cat.  At all.  Thanks, Reddit.

If you can get past the music on this one I found on Jezebel (it’s an acquired taste, but that’s what muting is for!) you can find out who is stealing those socks of yours…  And who is fighting to save them.  (Spoiler alert: kittens!)  This is actually really inventive filmmaking and the kittens are absolutely adorably playful, and then sleepy.  Fast forward to the 0:45 second mark for the cats, but the whole thing is pretty fun and action-packed!

My dream man with a kitty

And finally, this one that has been circulating around TNG fans on Facebook…  Be still my heart!  Is there anything that is not absolutely amazing about this man?  Of course he’s my number one!  On top of being in one of the best TV shows of all time, being an incredibly accomplished actor and an active feminist, he loves cats!  That’s one lucky feline.

I hope this made you alternately gasp, giggle and smile. Sometimes a little silly cat-related internet stuff is just what you need!

Cats and Pinups, Together at Last

Cats that look like pinup girls

 

You should know well by now that I have quite an affinity for the pinup look and that I embrace people like Dita Von Teese and even Christina Hendricks from Mad Men as style icons.  I also have cats and love them dearly.  When I found this website, it was like an amazing combination I had never thought of before, but of course it’s spot on…  Cats that look like pinup girls!

 

Cat in a nightgown, like a pinup girl

 

These are absolutely hilarious.  The pinup girls are so cute and sexy, and then there are these mostly fairly unimpressed looking cats who are spot-on in terms of styling, positioning and even sometimes facial expression, in a weird way.  Take this cat in a nightgown…  Why is it wearing a nightgown?  Does it matter?  Not especially.  It’s even a ginger, just like its pinup girl equivalent.

 

A cat and a pinup girl strike a similar pose

 

I hope you’ll check more of them out on their Tumblr.  It felt like too perfect a site not to share with my fellow pinup lovers who indulge my posting of funny cat videos here from time to time.  Did you laugh?  Have you ever seen a cat strike a pose that reminded you just a little too much of a pinup?  I know my cats certainly get into some precarious positions…  Maybe I’ll try to catch them in the act and see if they have any retro pinup twins out there.

Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn

Camille Crimson hanging out with her cat

 

I’ve got cats and they love the limelight, so they have wandered into several videos over the years.  I guess they can’t handle anyone getting attention but them, or so it would seem.  Maybe they just like ruining the shot.  Cats like to be difficult, but they’re so cute.  You can’t help but love them.

 

I know there have been a lot of “cat spotters” who got a kick out of seeing a tail or an ear wander into the frame, but now there’s an entire blog devoted to it, which I think is absolutely hilarious.  It’s a Tumblr called Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn.  I’d have to say that I’m pretty sure that indifferent beats curious in this case.  That would be pretty uncomfortable.

 

The site is still pretty much in its infancy, so there are only a few videos and photos up, but they’ve already been featured on Fleshbot…  I’m sure that the internet’s passion for all things pornographic or cat-related will fill the gap, and soon everyone will be talking about it.  Then you can say that you saw it here first…  I just want to be at the vanguard for once!  :P

 

Have you ever done any cat spotting in my videos?  Did it ruin your…  Concentration, or did you laugh?

Les Chats Ninjas

 

Occasionally, I take a break from sexy things on this blog to show another side of myself, and today is one of those days!  You all know my thing about funny cats, well, cats in general, so this shouldn’t come as a shock…  I saw this video posted around a bit and then found it again through Jezebel, so I figured it was worth sharing with all of you.  It’s in French, but there are convenient English subtitles for those of you who don’t speak the language.  Not too shabby, right?

 

I love it when cats are athletic and bizarre.  My cats are more homebodies and like to cuddle without doing anything too out of the ordinary of impressive, and I love them just the same, but getting to see all of these crazy animals in action is kind of a delight to me.  I know that’s geeky, but it’s true!

 

So, I hope you’ll all get a laugh out of these stealthy ninja warrior kitties.  It’s too bad not a one of them has throwing stars or nunchucks…  That would be pretty cool, but I guess there are limitations without opposable thumbs.

Meow

Camille Crimson loves cats

I’m not going to say that I’m a crazy cat lady, but I do have three wonderful cats.  I’m definitely a cat lover and have been for a long time.  They have such sweet, funny personalities and they’re all so individual.  It’s nice to be able to care for a wonderful little creature, but I feel like they give something back to me too.

I’ve been really busy with friends in town, so this will be a short blog, but I wanted to post a link to an article I came across on Jezebel (in the same network as Fleshbot) about how cats are actually really good for you.  Apparently a cat’s purr can lower your blood pressure and reduce stress.  I’m definitely inclined to agree with this.

More than that, cats understand when something’s wrong.  Whenever I’m feeling sick or when I’ve had a bad day, at least one of my cats will find their way to me and provide some cuddles and head bumps to cheer me up.  So, a momentary diversion from blowjobs and porn to talk about delightful animal companions.

Morning Wood and Tumblr Contest

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Here’s a little clip of the latest video I put up on The Art of Blowjob.  It’s called Morning Wood, so it’s understandably about the celebration of a morning boner.  I really like it because we shot it at home, which we haven’t done in a while.  So it’s our bed, our kitchen, our coffee machine…  Everything is exactly as it should be.  Don’t get me wrong, I love shooting in the studio too, but there’s something special about being in our own little love nest.  It’s just not always the easiest thing logistically with those stupid loud trains.  The stupid loud trains (and one of our cats) make a cameo.

As I’ve said before, the videos are equal part fantasy and reality.  Sometimes I’m a pinup or a seductress in amazing lingerie, but sometimes I scratch my bum, drink milk from the carton and shuffle around the house.  The establishing shots for this video were really fun to come up with and do, plus it got a nice gratuitous bum shot in the mix, which is a nice bonus.

In truth, Mike often gets morning boners and we get late starts on the day on a relatively frequent basis because of them.  I can’t help it…  If it’s already there, I might as well, right?  It’s a nice little portrait of our life, and I’d like to think it’s a really hot blowjob, too.

In other news, I’m having a Tumblr contest to get to 1000 followers.  Add me if you haven’t already.

The rules are as follows:

To enter, just reblog this post and you’ll be entered 5 times.  After that, I will be posting a daily picture which will be another one entry per day.  I’ll make sure to clearly tag them as the daily picture, which will be Monday-Friday.  I’ll announce the winner as soon as I hit 1000.

Hopefully you’ll participate because there’s another one month membership to The Art of Blowjob up for grabs!