Camille Crimson

I hope you’re ready to laugh, because this one’s a doozy…  Only it’s not funny and cute like a cat video, or funny and sexy like a blowjob parody song.  No, this is funny and sad like “People actually thought this was a good idea?”…  It’s called Harmless, and it is an earnest attempt at “edutaining” the masses using my beloved horror genre to display the awfulness of porn.

Apparently having a box full of porn will cause overdone demonic child-women with long black hair to descend upon your family.  Violet and Rye very clearly explained the hilarity of a box of porn being the porn method of choice in this film…  Apparently it’s still 1996.  I’ll have to go get my frosted nail polish!

While the attempt at horror in the trailer is just silly, the real scariness comes from the fact that this is a real attempt at denigrating porn and their Kickstarter was fully funded by like-minded people.  While the content itself isn’t going to convince anyone, the message clearly has.  I hope that more people vocally share their support of porn as a valuable (and not demon-summoning) tool for sexual self-discovery and for developing deeper connection in relationships.  People need to think critically, and this is doing just the opposite.

So, what do you think?  About the trailer, and about this issue in its entirety.  Is porn harmless?  Is the movie harmless?  Is the movement behind the movie harmless?  I always love sparking a good debate here…  Or maybe we’ll all end up on the exact same side.  ;)

Beauty in pink…  That’s the way I like to be, and it’s certainly the way I am in this video.  This is a sweet ode to the passion between us, coupled with a cute little pair of hot pink panties to draw a little attention.  But, beyond that, it also starts with a really beautiful titjob…  I love giving them, largely for the reaction they invariably get.

There’s something extremely hot about using my breasts to get his cock incredibly hard, so I can start right in with deep throating as soon as I decide it’s blowjob time.  (I quite frequently decide it’s blowjob time, for what it’s worth.)  Beyond anything else, this video ends with the loudest orgasm I think Mike has ever had.  You’ll hear for yourself.  We were both giggling about how amazingly forceful it was.  The cumshot certainly matched the volume, and I sucked it all back and asked for more.  ;)

Surely you want to see it all, so you can get a little taste in the trailer, then see (and hear!) it all in the full video.  I’d love to hear what you think of his mighty lion-like orgasmic roar…  We certainly found it pretty entertaining!

Even though Montreal’s weather has been bizarre to say the least this spring, we’ve had some nice days and we’ve started behaving like it’s warmer even if nature doesn’t actually want to cooperate.  One thing I’ve always found kind of sexy is the feeling of cool tiles against my body.  Our kitchen floor is tiled and it was a nice enough day, so we decided to enjoy this simple sensation with a beautiful blowjob for today’s update.

This is a really sweet, smiling video.  It’s very sexy and sensual, of course, but there is a definite cuteness.  I blame those turquoise panties…  They really make the soft lighting come to a very nice focus point.  There’s just something adorable about the two of us on the kitchen floor, being slightly goofy and enjoying such a basic thing…  Just cool tiles on our skin.

Mike had quite an exceptional intense and long orgasm in this video, so you’ll get to watch me swallow and squeeze him for every last drop.  Of course, you’ll only get a little view in the trailer…  All the sweetness, the sexiness and the thrilling conclusion are available only in the full video.  So, what did you think?  Do you know what I mean about the cool tiles?  Or cool sheets/pillows… Those are great too!  ;)

I love interviews.  I used to be really shy about them, but I have grown to a place where I adore getting the opportunity to explain what I do and why I do it.  Even with all the strides we’ve made with The Art of Blowjob, people still have a lot of assumptions about what we do and think that we must be as status quo as most porn is.  Any time I get a chance to clarify our contribution to the adult industry, I jump at it.  Such was the case with this great interview for YNOT.  As always, I’ll share a little snippet:

Why did you decide to create the site?

We love the kind of sex we have and we felt it was absent in porn, specifically in blowjob porn. But aside from our lofty ambitions regarding making beautiful, respectful porn that elevates the blowjob, we also just wanted to do what we love and take advantage of our natural passions. It couldn’t be a more perfect project for our blend of skills.

What is your personal attitude about fellatio? You certainly seem to see it as much more than just down-and-dirty sucking.

I absolutely love it! I think it’s an art and there’s a lot of skill involved, but it’s more than that. You need to be passionate about giving pleasure, which is what makes or breaks a blowjob.

 

Only two questions, but an excellent window into the kind of answers I was once again allowed to delve into.  It makes me happy that, after all this time, people still feel that I have something valuable to say.  I hope you’ll read the rest of the interview, because hopefully you’ll be seeing more of me on YNOT in the future…  :)

Yes, I have chosen the blue pill, but I didn’t stay in wonderland. First of all, I didn’t take it because I needed to. Don’t worry! Camille can make my penis hard in a second! I decided to try it because I met a guy in my motorcycle class who works for a pharmaceutical company and he offered after hearing what we do… I was curious.

Here’s a little Viagra mythbusting: Ok, it does work, but you have to be aroused. Let’s say that, if you have to sleep with the ugliest person on earth because a friend bet you 1 million dollars, it might not work. Or you would have to pop 3 in a row to get any kind of a result… I don’t think it’s a good idea. It’s also not a good idea to get them without your doctor’s consent like I did, but I don’t have any heart problems… But don’t try this at home!

In the beginning of my Viagra experience, I was in boxers while taking picture of Camille and I started to feel the effect. My penis was not hard right away, but felt like it would not take much work to get hard. It was more like half hard, but I was getting really turned on. I decided to take my boxers off, then Camille saw my penis and asked me right away “Did you take a Viagra?”, probably because I don’t usually get hard when I just take regular pictures. Then the phone rang before anything fun could happen. It was our accountant calling for us about signing some papers. My penis went soft instantly, so you can see that it doesn’t work without stimulus.

Once I got off the phone, it was back to the shoot and it was time to shoot a video. Just thinking about a blowjob from Camille and seeing her naked in front of me… Bang! I was hard as hell. Without even being touched at all, and I have to say that I really did enjoy this moment.

So we did the video and, for some weird reason, I could have lasted hours. It was like I could decide when to cum when, most of the time, Camille is in control. She knows how to make me cum and she can do it in 30 seconds if she wants.

After I came, I felt like I could have stayed hard and continue to have sex of any kind all day. Unfortunately, I had some errands to do, so I jumped into the shower. My penis got soft and stayed like that for the rest of the day.

On the down side, I felt that my heart was beating faster than usual, like if I drank a venti Starbucks coffee and my throat was very dry for the entire day. That side effect was not cool, but it was not that bad. I guess it’s the price to pay to have sex all night and when you have sex, you don’t think much of you throat anyway.

The experience was in one of the last 10 videos… Can you guess which one? The first one who guesses it correctly  here in the blog comment section will have win a free subscription to The Art of Blowjob and Dolorem. My penis pill adventures pay! Maybe next time I will try Cialis and compare the two.

It was an interesting feeling. Not something I’d do all the time, but great as an experiment. Have you tried any type of erection medication? What was your experience like? I’d love to see how it was for you…

Mac geek alert!  I’m sure some of you have probably seen this on your travels throughout the internet, but of course I’ve got to say my piece about this brilliant little innovation, which combines two of my favourite things: sexy lingerie and Macs!  I’m a proud iPhone owner and also a woman, as you are no doubt aware, so I don’t always wear things with pockets big enough to accommodate my favourite piece of technology.  I like purses and all, but sometimes when you’re out and about, they’re annoying. On a nice spring day, I want to wear a simple dress and go for a walk feeling free and unencumbered…

Enter the JoeyBra – a bra that makes you feel like a technologically savvy kangaroo, enjoying your pouch for keys, money, ID or, of course, your iPhone!  There are other bras out there with similar features, but none (to my knowledge) with iPhone capacity, so understandably this has taken off.  Besides the enjoyability factor of being able to go anywhere without a bag, imagine the sexiness of being that up close and personal with your favourite Mac product…  Although the vibrate setting could tickle!

Unfortunately, currently they don’t go up to a 34D, so I’ll have to wait patiently… Or just sew a pocket in my bra!  :P