Camille Crimson

I hope you’re ready to laugh, because this one’s a doozy…  Only it’s not funny and cute like a cat video, or funny and sexy like a blowjob parody song.  No, this is funny and sad like “People actually thought this was a good idea?”…  It’s called Harmless, and it is an earnest attempt at “edutaining” the masses using my beloved horror genre to display the awfulness of porn.

Apparently having a box full of porn will cause overdone demonic child-women with long black hair to descend upon your family.  Violet and Rye very clearly explained the hilarity of a box of porn being the porn method of choice in this film…  Apparently it’s still 1996.  I’ll have to go get my frosted nail polish!

While the attempt at horror in the trailer is just silly, the real scariness comes from the fact that this is a real attempt at denigrating porn and their Kickstarter was fully funded by like-minded people.  While the content itself isn’t going to convince anyone, the message clearly has.  I hope that more people vocally share their support of porn as a valuable (and not demon-summoning) tool for sexual self-discovery and for developing deeper connection in relationships.  People need to think critically, and this is doing just the opposite.

So, what do you think?  About the trailer, and about this issue in its entirety.  Is porn harmless?  Is the movie harmless?  Is the movement behind the movie harmless?  I always love sparking a good debate here…  Or maybe we’ll all end up on the exact same side.  ;)

Beauty in pink…  That’s the way I like to be, and it’s certainly the way I am in this video.  This is a sweet ode to the passion between us, coupled with a cute little pair of hot pink panties to draw a little attention.  But, beyond that, it also starts with a really beautiful titjob…  I love giving them, largely for the reaction they invariably get.

There’s something extremely hot about using my breasts to get his cock incredibly hard, so I can start right in with deep throating as soon as I decide it’s blowjob time.  (I quite frequently decide it’s blowjob time, for what it’s worth.)  Beyond anything else, this video ends with the loudest orgasm I think Mike has ever had.  You’ll hear for yourself.  We were both giggling about how amazingly forceful it was.  The cumshot certainly matched the volume, and I sucked it all back and asked for more.  ;)

Surely you want to see it all, so you can get a little taste in the trailer, then see (and hear!) it all in the full video.  I’d love to hear what you think of his mighty lion-like orgasmic roar…  We certainly found it pretty entertaining!

This is a slightly older video (well, two months old) that I’ve had on the backburner for a while, and I figured I’d discuss it today because I’m just in that kind of mood…  It’s a video that Sasha Grey did for Equal Pay day, which is, on the surface, a very good idea.  It’s based on the idea that women often make significantly less than men doing the same work.  People have different rationalizations for why this is the case, but the fact of the matter is that this continues to be an issue, both in North America and throughout the world.  In a way, it’s a very good thing that Sasha lent her voice to this issue, but watch the full video and I think you’ll get quite a different picture by the end.  No, go ahead.  I can wait.  ;)

Done?  What did you think about the message at the end?  It seemed to pretty much devalue everything that Sasha has done with her porn career, doesn’t it?  ”Porn is about the only way to make more than a man. Find a better alternative on equalpayday.be.”  Wow.  Now, I realize that there’s more than one way to read this statement, and they may in fact have been referring to the fact that there is a better general alternative to the current pay scale issues, but come on.  They are clearly thriving on this ambiguous statement, especially considering the stark tone of the film and her voice, and her own decision to leave the porn industry.

Say what you will about Sasha’s career, but she seems to have done everything in her own way with her own interests in mind.  She even indicates this in the video…  So why the need to create some sort of pornographic martyr character in the name of sparking discussion?  Well, I guess because it sparks discussion…  In the name of discussion, what do you think about this issue in general, and what do you think about the fact that it’s framed around the (perceived negative) porn industry?

Gorgeous digital painting by Dariusz Zapala

I love to tease!  This is fairly common knowledge.  I love the moments of anticipation leading up to something exciting and new.  That’s so much of The Art of Blowjob…  It’s really all about the art of the tease.  So, that’s what I’m going to do today with you guys…  There is something on the horizon…  Perhaps closer than you think.  It’s slow moving, but I think you’ll agree that taking it slow is part of what makes something extra sensuous…

That said, the tease is all about the big reveal, the thrilling conclusion, the experience of the pleasure of release.  And that will be coming.  In the next week (perhaps sooner!) I’ll be sharing some news about something.  I’m very passionate about it, I think it has a lot of potential and it’s something I’ve been conceptualizing for a while now.  I hope you’ll all love it as much as I am loving it, and we’ll find out pretty soon…

Any guesses?

I’ve got cats and they love the limelight, so they have wandered into several videos over the years.  I guess they can’t handle anyone getting attention but them, or so it would seem.  Maybe they just like ruining the shot.  Cats like to be difficult, but they’re so cute.  You can’t help but love them.

I know there have been a lot of “cat spotters” who got a kick out of seeing a tail or an ear wander into the frame, but now there’s an entire blog devoted to it, which I think is absolutely hilarious.  It’s a Tumblr called Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn.  I’d have to say that I’m pretty sure that indifferent beats curious in this case.  That would be pretty uncomfortable.

The site is still pretty much in its infancy, so there are only a few videos and photos up, but they’ve already been featured on Fleshbot…  I’m sure that the internet’s passion for all things pornographic or cat-related will fill the gap, and soon everyone will be talking about it.  Then you can say that you saw it here first…  I just want to be at the vanguard for once!  :P

Have you ever done any cat spotting in my videos?  Did it ruin your…  Concentration, or did you laugh?

Even though Montreal’s weather has been bizarre to say the least this spring, we’ve had some nice days and we’ve started behaving like it’s warmer even if nature doesn’t actually want to cooperate.  One thing I’ve always found kind of sexy is the feeling of cool tiles against my body.  Our kitchen floor is tiled and it was a nice enough day, so we decided to enjoy this simple sensation with a beautiful blowjob for today’s update.

This is a really sweet, smiling video.  It’s very sexy and sensual, of course, but there is a definite cuteness.  I blame those turquoise panties…  They really make the soft lighting come to a very nice focus point.  There’s just something adorable about the two of us on the kitchen floor, being slightly goofy and enjoying such a basic thing…  Just cool tiles on our skin.

Mike had quite an exceptional intense and long orgasm in this video, so you’ll get to watch me swallow and squeeze him for every last drop.  Of course, you’ll only get a little view in the trailer…  All the sweetness, the sexiness and the thrilling conclusion are available only in the full video.  So, what did you think?  Do you know what I mean about the cool tiles?  Or cool sheets/pillows… Those are great too!  ;)