Camille Crimson

Someone sent me an e-mail with this a little while ago and it amuses me greatly.  It’s by a group called Ylvis.  It has a great beat, it’s sexy and…  educational!  It’s really funny, so I suggest you check it out.  Also, I apologize profusely if this gets stuck in your head.  It’s actually extremely catchy and I find myself humming it all the time, so sorry in advance.

It definitely has a feeling like the Lonely Island guys or an SNL Digital Short, but they’re actually from Norway!  That’s why they pronounce labia differently, which I think is quite cute.  So, if you would never normally listen to this kind of music (or even if you would!) give it a listen and I hope you enjoy the video as much as I did.  After all, who said sexy stuff can’t also be funny and vice versa.  Let me know if you enjoyed it, because I never know what people are going to think when I post funny clips like this.

Today is Steak and a Blowjob day.  Now, you know me, I’m all about blowjobs and steaks.  They’re among my favourite things in the world…  But this holiday has always made me raise my eyebrow a little bit, even though I understand the spirit.  The thing is, this holiday is supposed to be a response to Valentine’s Day, as it’s a month later.  It’s the idea that Valentine’s Day is for women and Steak and a Blowjob day is for men.  Why?

Now, my opinion of Valentine’s Day is that is should be for everyone and that it should be a spirit that exists in relationships all year long.  Treating someone well is kind and fun and keeps everyone happy.  I guess it’s the idea that women want chocolate and flowers and candles and men just want steak and a blowjob…  But why is Valentine’s day lingerie so popular?  That’s certainly not just for women.  ;)  And who says that men don’t like romance?  Besides, many  Valentine’s days include a blowjob or two.  :D

So, of course, I am all for giving blowjobs, but I believe that one good turn deserves another and that everyone should get to enjoy the fun.  Also…  Why not make the steak together?  Unless, of course, you celebrate in what is apparently a new thing on April 14th…  Cake and cunnilingus day.  Then fair’s fair and you can trade off to your heart’s content.  Cake does sound pretty good…

Have lots and lots of fun, but make sure that everyone enjoys themselves and has a bit of that steak!

Occasionally, I take a break from sexy things on this blog to show another side of myself, and today is one of those days!  You all know my thing about funny cats, well, cats in general, so this shouldn’t come as a shock…  I saw this video posted around a bit and then found it again through Jezebel, so I figured it was worth sharing with all of you.  It’s in French, but there are convenient English subtitles for those of you who don’t speak the language.  Not too shabby, right?

I love it when cats are athletic and bizarre.  My cats are more homebodies and like to cuddle without doing anything too out of the ordinary of impressive, and I love them just the same, but getting to see all of these crazy animals in action is kind of a delight to me.  I know that’s geeky, but it’s true!

So, I hope you’ll all get a laugh out of these stealthy ninja warrior kitties.  It’s too bad not a one of them has throwing stars or nunchucks…  That would be pretty cool, but I guess there are limitations without opposable thumbs.

You all know I’m not superstitious or religious, but I do think it’s funny that this is my 666th blog post.  This is the blog of the beast!  It’s weird to think that I’ve already written 666 posts.  That feels like an incredible amount, but then again, I really amped it up a little over a year ago (has it been that long?) to about 5x per week.  Obviously, I haven’t been able to post every single day, because sometimes life gets in the way, but largely I’ve been on track with posting here every chance I get.

It’s been great to be in a writing routine, because it’s so easy for a blog post to get pushed to the bottom of the to-do list unless you have certain expectations of yourself.  I have to admit, when I first started this blog, I was nervous.  My English wasn’t quite at the level it is now, I didn’t have anyone to check it over for me and I was worried that I’d run out of things to say fast.  Luckily, that isn’t the case.

I try to keep a good balance between site promotion (and the necessary reblogging of interviews/reviews/features) with more indepth though and even day to day stuff.  I don’t always get the recipe perfectly, but I think it’s largely pretty good.

There are so many incredible commenters here, and I feel unbelievably supported by all of you.  I’m glad that we’ve developed our own little unique community here to discuss things, although even your compliments are very sweet.  I know it’s weird to get this sentimental over a blog milestone…  Especially the 66th blog post, but I’m a little bit different.  ;)

I figured I’d lead with a picture of my behind…  That always goes over well.  I suppose you can file this post under Camille’s quirks, which I don’t often share with you guys.  I’m not trying to keep a veneer of perfection up…  far from it!  I just don’t have that many of them, but I realized this one about myself the other day, and I think it’ll give you guys a knowing chuckle…

I always need to have the last word, but I don’t mean that in an argumentative or egotistical way.  No, what I mean is that I feel socially obligated to have the last message in any given thread.  I’m sure you’re flashing on some moments where we’ve had an exchange ending a little awkwardly on my part…  That is why!  I know, I’m silly, but I would feel so impolite if someone feels that I didn’t answer them that I go overboard.  I like to think of it as cute.

It also serves a practical purpose, because it’s easy to see which comments I have and haven’t replied to.  Especially on certain social media platforms (AHEM Google+!) it is hard to get your responses sequentially for some reason.  Being able to quickly scroll through past messages, looking for messages that don’t end with my smiling face…  It’s a much better way to ensure that I don’t overlook anything.

People are very good with me, and no one has ever made fun of my sequential smiley faces, so I appreciate it.  I may be a bit overboard on the politeness, but for now I would still rather be that way than seem like I’m ignoring anyone!  Now you know (or officially recognize) a weird little part of my personality…  Did you ever notice it before?

The image makes me laugh out loud every time I see it.  There’s something so imposing about that baguette, yet something so hilarious about those crumbs all over that poor lady’s face.  That said, the makeshift bread penis looks like it would be delicious with a pat of butter or maybe dipped in some nice olive oil and balsamic vinegar with some flecks of hot chili peppers stirred in for a little heat.  Whatever the recipe, that’s what comes to mind when I look at this crumbshot.

I’m not sure how many of you are familiar about the concept of “tribute” photos, in which a guy masturbates and comes all over a woman’s photograph, but I have seen more than my fair share of them in my time in porn.  Personally, they’re not my cup of tea, but as long as people keep it polite and civil, it’s no real harm…  Unless it’s like a cum-soaked voodoo photo.  :P

I hope this little photo made you laugh.  I’ve been battling the server demons (hence the lack of update just yet…  There is one coming!) so this brought a little levity into an otherwise brow furrowing day.