Category Archives: Humour

How To Eat Banana Like A Blowjob Queen!!!

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Here’s what women who practice their blowjob skills, with bananas, may look like. Keep an eye out; you might see one of these precious creatures during lunch¬†time ūüėõ

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She has a tendency to lick and taste her food lusciously!

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She can pull food in and out of her mouth for no particular reason. Watch out; she has to look like she enjoys it for her to be a real Queen!

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The never ending throat. If you ever capture this rare female specimen, treat her right. She’s a keeper because you might never find another one like her!

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The History Behind Green Beer!

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Today’s St Patrick’s Day!

St Patrick’s Day celebrations have been greatly influenced by those that developed among the Irish diaspora, especially in North America.

Parties involve public parades and festivals,¬†c√©ilithe¬†(Irish traditional music sessions), and the wearing of green attire or shamrocks.¬†There are also formal gatherings such as banquets and dances, although these were more common in the past. St Patrick’s Day parades began in North America in the 18th century but did not spread to Ireland until the 20th century.¬†The participants include marching bands, the military, fire brigades, cultural¬†organisations, charitable¬†organisations,¬†voluntary associations,¬†youth groups,¬†fraternities, and so on. However, over time, many of the parades have become more akin to a¬†carnival. More effort is made to use the¬†Irish language; especially in Ireland, where the week of St Patrick’s Day is “Irish language week.” Recently, famous landmarks have been lit up in green on St Patrick’s Day.

 

Why All The Green?

On St Patrick’s Day, it is customary to wear¬†shamrocks¬†and green clothing or accessories. St Patrick is said to have used the shamrock, a three-leaved plant, to explain the¬†Holy Trinity¬†to the¬†pagan Irish.

A green beer is poured from a tap during the Pub Crawl Saturday, March 14, 2015 at Lynch's Irish Tavern in downtown Port Huron,  Mich. (AP Photo/The Port Huron Times Herald, Jeffrey M. Smith)

A green beer at Lynch’s Irish Tavern. (AP Photo/The Port Huron Times Herald, Jeffrey M. Smith)

The colour green has been associated with Ireland since at least the 1640s when the¬†green harp flag¬†was used by the¬†Irish Catholic Confederation. Green ribbons and shamrocks have been worn on St Patrick’s Day since at least the 1680s. The Friendly Brothers of St Patrick, an Irish¬†fraternity¬†founded in about 1750,¬†adopted green as its colour. ¬†During the 1790s, Green would become associated with

During the 1790s, Green would become associated with¬†Irish nationalism, due to its use by the¬†United Irishmen. This was a¬†republican¬†organisation‚ÄĒled mostly by Protestants but with many Catholic members‚ÄĒwho launched a¬†rebellion in 1798¬†against British rule. The phrase “wearing of the green” comes from a¬†song of the same name, which laments United Irishmen supporters being persecuted for wearing green. Throughout the 19th and 20th centuries, the colour green and its association with St Patrick’s Day grew.

 

So there you have it, as long as you wear a green beer for St Patty’s you are all good to partake in the celebrations!!!

 

 

National Hugging Day!

It’s National Hug Day on January 21! It was founded by¬†Rev. Kevin Zaborney¬†on March 29, 1986, in Michigan.

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The purpose of the day is to help everyone show more emotion in public. Offer a¬†hug¬†to anyone and everyone you want.¬†Whether you hug a family member or a stranger, the mental and physical health benefits are the same. Use it as an excuse to finally hug your crush or the women with the huge rack that works next to you ūüėõ

While National Hug Day and the Free Hugs Campaign share many similarities, there is not an association between the two.

Give someone a big hug and use #NationalHuggingDay to post on social media!

Happy Holidays From TheArtofBlowjob!

Amidst the songs, eggnog, cookies, and mounds of presents, we hope your Christmas is as warm and sweet as a willing partner's mouth!
May you fill a beautiful woman with your many gifts and talents. Make her deepest wishes, of blissfulness and contentment, happen this holiday season. 

This week's update is unique on TAOBJ; It's a Christmas Tradition! We all have our X-mas traditions! It can be wearing ugly sweaters, drinking gallons of eggnog, making a gingerbread house, decorating the tree... 

Unwrap your Special Christmas Gifts from TheArtofBlowjob, HERE! 

In this festive spirit, Piper lets you in on her traditions. Are you ready? She places it between her lips. She knows you are looking. You can see a glimpse of joy passing thru her eyes. She kisses it to make you linger. Cream pours as she squeezes the sac. Piper brings the sweet paste to her taste buds. She fills every corner leaving no place. She should not finish it all so that there is some left to stick the walls of the gingerbread house together!

Merry Christmas From TheArtofBlowjob!!!