Category Archives: Humour

Your Grandmother’s China Just Came Out!

Kris Aaron and Andy Walker decorate your old china in a very ‘gay’ fashion! It is neo-kitsch, LGBT and a great idea. Imagine surprising your grandmother with this :)

For around a 150$ on Pansy Ass Ceramics, you can have explicit images or a simple phrases on a plate.

But do not try to surprise your friends by filling up there plates and waiting for them to unveil those sexy images. The wares are meant for decorative purposes only!


Who does this!

Two Toronto boys making your Grandma’s china, favorite knick-knacks and tchotchkes just a little bit more gay!


And there is even some for women!





Disney Porn!

Did you have a huge crush on the Disney Princesses?

Do not worry a lot of boys did, that is why Disney Porn exists. Like for all types of porn, it might not be for everyone. It is pretty intriguing,  so here is a little teaser.



Gif from Tumblr

Well those princess’ rivals are pretty sexy too.



I guess that if all the Disney comics where dresses like that, a lot of your younger selves would have loved Princess Movies.



Pictures from Bored Panda

Have You Heard Of Butt Lights!

Are you one of those men who enjoy giving a good spank?

If you are, here is the perfect thing for you: a butt lamp that gets ‘Turned-On’ when you slap it!

You can also squeeze it or pinch it, depending on your mood.

You can choose between the 10 colours, by turning the dial. Don’t forget, it is a heavy butt(1.2kg) so don’t drop it on your toes.



Picture from Bored Panda


Slap It was designed by Joseph Begley. It is made entirely of silicone, easy to wash. If your hands are dirty while you turn it on or off. For those of you who have naughty ideas, it is not suggested to use sharp objects close to your butt.  


slap-it-butt-lamp-9gifGif from Bored Panda

World’s Longest Tongue

Adrienne Lewis of Michigan has an amazing tongue. It may even be the world’s longest tongue. That remains to be seen by the Guinness Book of World Records, but Brazzers has already taken note and contacted her to see if she’d perform in a scene for them. She has already made it pretty clear that she’d not be interested. If you watch the video, you’ll even see that her boyfriend wishes he could beat up the internet.

Not wanting to be pummelled, we just wanted to bring attention to her Youtube page and hope that you’ll take note of her exceptional tongue. While we’re very happy for her, it’s important to note that size isn’t everything, but you could certainly stand to emulate some of the moves in her videos to limber up before going down. Consider her dexterity aspirational and use it for whatever suits you, even The Art of Blowjob or The Art of Cunnilingus!

Ballsy New Venture

Ballsy bike lights

Canada is responsible for some pretty great inventions: basket ball, penicillin, anything else I learned on a Canadian Heritage Minute. Now we have one more! You remember truck nuts? Well, Toronto designers have gone a step further and come up with Bike Balls. That’s right!

They’re like truck nuts (in a way) except that they hang out under the seat of your bike and actually serve as a great source of light to let people behind you know that you’re a bike. A bike with BALLS! Now, I don’t actually know how to ride a bike, but I might have to start because these just sound too great for words. But… do they turn blue when you really need to get somewhere but you’re stuck at a light or in a big urban traffic jam? These are the thoughts that show you that I definitely work for The Art of Blowjob!

What do you think? Would you embrace this unconventional invention? The Kickstarter is over and they made 3x what they asked (nearly 40k) but you can still back it if you like!