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Titty Tuesday and Piper’s Secret Wishes!

Piper Blush

Piper Blush

Piper’s Wishlist

I think that the most wonderful gifts are the ones that come straight from the heart. I’m not a very materialistic person, I prefer to receive things I really need or experiences. I think a BJ or going down on your partner is a great Christmas gift or little extra that goes with your gift. It is important to give love to your friends and family. To your partner, you should give a part of you or all of you, for at least thirty minutes! Check out my wish list!

One Week of Very Naughty New Year Resolutions!

Here are some very naughty New Year Resolutions, at least you might succeed with achieving those ones!

Possibly because the excitement of it all is much higher and the gain too. Who would refuse orgasms?

Try to accomplish each resolution, one every day!

 

On the 1st of January: Be More Spontaneous!

Do not schedule sex, it’s a mood killer! On the other hand, you can arouse each other, knowing very well where and when it’s going to end. When you feel like having sex make your partner want it too. You can do so by sending dirty pictures, dirty texts, anything to get him/her in the same mood as you.

 

On the 2nd of January: Get On Top!

When you are on top, be confident. If he or she lets you be on top it’s because they like it when you are there. Don’t be shy to have as much fun as you can your pleasure will probably increase your partners pleasure at the same time.

 

On the 3rd of January: No Bedroom Sex!

Try to have sex, at least three time in the week and that not in the bedroom. It will give you the chance to be more spontaneous and also to try new positions, because of the different types of furniture.

 

On the 4th of January: Oral Sex!

Of course, we were not going to forget oral sex! We are all about it on TheArtofBlowjobs and TheArtofCunnilingus. Do not use oral sex as foreplay, use it as actual sex. Do not let it go further, you can 69 to reach orgasm at the same time or you can take turns.

Do it and learn to love it. It is with practice that we become good at things and learn to like them. The same principle applies for Blowjobs and Cunnilingus’, you will like it once you master it. Go head and practice!

 

Learn to know yourself in a sexual context. What drives you too the edge? You can not let your partner do all the hard work. You can show him or her all your bottons or you can take care of yourself from time to time. As a women it is alright to touch your clitoris when he his inside of you. As a man you can hold her hair to control the paste and the rhythm of the blowjob.

 

On the 6th of January: Play Out Your Fantasies!

 

On the 7th of January: No Hands Rule!

 

 

 

Piper Blush’s Christmas Movies List!

Since Christmas is here, I thought I would share with you my favorite Christmas movies. Hope you enjoy!

I know they are pretty much all kids movies, but isn’t it why Christmas was made in the first place?

Miracle on 34th Street the 1994 version. It’s about faith in the Christmas spirit.

Gremlins, it is cute and a little crazy at the same time.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Dr Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas,  I prefer the old one.

The Nightmare Before Christmas, a classic! I can watch it from Halloween to Christmas and even Easter if I really feel like it.

Home Alone, seriously funny! I wish I was that kid.

Enough of the children movie, I do have some more adult suggestions.

Joyeux Noël, a beautiful movie!

The Family Stone, lots of drama,  like all normal Christmases with the family.

Eyes Wide Shut, if you need a little sexiness and mind games.

 

 

 

Asking To Use A Condom, Still Taboo!

 

Why Condoms?

Durex’s campaign is trying to encourage people to use condoms in this brillant ad. When we are in the heat of the moment, sometimes our desires are just more powerful than our will. Many are ashamed of asking their partner to use a condom. There is a lack of confidence from both genders, it comes with the fear of being rejected or to be perceived as not cool.

Lets not forget that condoms are not only made to prevent pregnancies, but it seems like the fear of a child is often more disturbing to people than the fear of getting a sexually transmitted disease. That is why many people loose the condom rapidly, when the woman tells the man she is using a contraceptive or is not ovulating.

Do you have a rubber?

There is also the issue-who should cary the condoms? Even if the female condom is available in many drug stores, it is more expensive than the male condom. Its not a widespread product, making harder to find and to use.

That leaves us with the male condom. As much as men find it uncomfortable, it is the safest way so far! The condom is as efficient as the way you use it. The usage of male condoms is well known, even by women, making it the safest way. Two brains are always better than one, even to slip on a rubber.

Responsibilities!

Women should carry condoms, if they think of engaging in a sexual acts. We all know that in the end, the man is the one wearing it. It is not because he will wear it that he will always think of having one on him. Safe sex should come from both parties.

The easiest is if you are a man full of will and you stop yourself to put on the condom, before she even asks you to. When it comes from the woman, as a man you will have to oblige to purse sex. Keep in mind that the sensation is different for her too. She feels you less warm and wet. The condom also makes the textures and definitions of your cock more flat, giving her less sensations. The plastic rubbing on the walls of her vagina is less personal for her too.

Safe Sex!

A condom well used is the best way to prevent STIs and pregnancies. To be on the extra safe side you can always combine methods, like the condom and the pill.

There is no easy way to have safe sex, but it might just be easier than spending the rest of your life with herpes or worst a child that you do not want.

 

 

The Poppy Flower!

Remembrance-Day

Red Poppy

Why do we wear a The Red Poppy on Remembrance Day?

It all started in the early 19th century in Western Europe, after the Napoleonic wars. It left the fields damage by the millions of men who walked and died on the them. Once the war was over the poppies took over the barren land,  as they always do, not knowing what had happened before before them.

During World War One in 1914, the fields were once again left barren by the horrors of war. The poppies were the first to blossomed on the scars of the ground, their beauty making it hard to believes what had happened, not that long ago.

In 1915, Dr John McCrae a Canadian surgeon wrote the poem, In Flanders Field, right after his friend Lieutenant Alexis Helmer was killed by an exploding German artillery shell.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders Fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders Fields.

The poppy flower is the symbol of those who have fallen and the sacrifices that many others had to make during the wars.

 

 

photo of white poppy

White Poppy

Why do some people wear the White Poppy?

Have you ever seen a White Poppy? It is not a mistake. It was created in 1933 by the Women’s Co-operative Guild. The White Poppy is a symbol the end of all wars and lasting peace. It should be worn on the Sunday that follows Remembrance Day.

The White Poppy did create some turmoil, some veterans felt it was undermining the meaning of the Red Poppy and of their contribution. The White Poppy was never intended to offend or to reduce the memory of those who risked and gave their lives in the Great War.

It was such a big issue at the time that many women lost their jobs for wearing it. To prevent any other conflicts The White Poppy Appeal is now run by the Peace Pledge Union.

 

Sources from:

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/remembrance/how/poppy.shtml 

http://www.bookofhorriblethings.com/ax02.html

http://www.statutoryholidays.com/remembrance_day.php

http://www.greatwar.co.uk/poems/john-mccrae-in-flanders-fields.htm

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Sexy Piper lounging

Happy St. Patrick’s day, everyone. Piper’s Irish eyes are smiling and she’s covered up with a beautiful green wrap. If you’re Irish or just enthusiastic about leprechauns, the colour green, drinking or yelling along to Irish ditties, it’s a pretty fun holiday. For us, it’s mostly about making terribly awesome puns about oral sex. After all, today is a day to get lucky! And what makes you luckier than licking? Of course, you can always kiss the “blarney stone” which theoretically could mean just about anything, but we mean genitals. 😉 Top of the morning wood to ye! And, for the more analingus-ly focused: bottoms up! I think my favourite one by far is that, well, it’s magically delicious. And really, what’s more magical or delicious than oral sex?

However you say it, you can celebrate St. Patrick’s day with us at The Art of Blowjob and The Art of Cunnilingus.