Category Archives: Holidays

Come Swim With Me

We just got back from Miami, and it’s fair to say that we had a lot of fun.  Well, you saw what Clara and I got up to on Friday over on The Art of Blowjob and Slow Motion Blowjob, of course…  There was a lot of that.  But there was also shopping, dinners, drinks, walking around to explore, spending time out on the beach and even swimming!

Mike picked up a waterproof Nikon Coolpix to take beautiful photos and videos of us swimming in the condo pool…  Please note my amazing Batman bathing suit.  Clara got a Superman one too…  We’re super heroes in our own right, I think!  It’s nice to just relax and frolic around, enjoying the lovely sun before coming back to the slightly chillier climates of Montreal.

I hope you like this little video.  It’s sweet and playful, and it even shows off some more of Mike than you’d typically see.  This trip was so much fun and really fulfilling…  You’ll see what I mean soon enough.  ;)  It was just the little pick-me-up we needed to get through the rest of the month before Montreal turns into its beautiful springtime/summertime self.

April Fool’s Day

Did any of you get fooled today?  I decided to forego any fake retirement/marriage/site change announcements so that no one gets their hopes up or their feelings hurt, even though I do enjoy a good prank.  There were a lot of great ones on the web (and no one should trust anything they see online on April 1st anymore) but this one was particularly appropriate for me, I think.

It’s the iPlay…  Which unfortunately isn’t a real thing…  But could you imagine if Apple broke into gaming in a whole new way?  Well, essentially this is a mishmash of other Apple products and a whole lot of Angry Birds.  As someone who quite enjoys Angry Birds, I can’t say I’d be disappointed.  But which one to get?  The New iPlay?  The iPlay 4S?  The iPlay 5G?  The options are endless.  :P

I guess for now I’ll just have to play on any of my many other Apple devices…  I think I can live with that.  You can’t fool me that easy, IGN!

Valentine’s Day

Camille Crimson wants to be your Valentine.

How did you spend your day so far, and what are your plans?  I hope you have been taking a little time for yourself and/or your lover if you have one.  Single or in a relationship, it’s a time to indulge a bit and to remember that love is out there.  Of course, there’s no way that would not include a blowjob for me…  It’s the gift that is always on his list, as you can see in today’s update: A Blowjob is Sweeter Than Chocolate.

Mike got me probably the second best gift…  A box of delicious Godiva chocolates.  But what’s number one?  And orgasm in my mouth, of course.  So, I guess in a way we gave each other that too!  I always have a real anticipation, almost need for his cum.  It’s sweet and actually pairs very nicely with a dark chocolate truffle…  He was thinking ahead this year!

Whether you watch this by yourself or with your partner, I hope it’ll inspire some very good feelings of your own.  The trailer is sweet, but the full video is even sweeter.  If you don’t know what to do with yourself after your orgasm has subsided, maybe you can take a hint from some of these lovely feline friends, but maybe not all of them:

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!  I hope you all feel the love I’m sending out your way.

Regretsy

Crazy elephant boxers from Etsy

 

I don’t completely know what to say about…  whatever this is.  With Valentine’s Day coming up soon, a lot of people are turning to Etsy for a unique gift idea.  For women, a lot of people think about sexy lingerie…  So, why not for men?  Well, I think this photo, courtesy of Happy Place, might be as good an answer as any.

 

Don’t get me wrong…   I certainly see the skill and time that went into it, and it’s cute in a way, but do we want squeals of adorability when we’re nearly naked?  Probably not so much.  Also, wool seems like an itchy choice for something so close to the sensitive areas.  Not to mention the fact that there would have to be a lot of size discrepancy issues when it comes to the…  trunk.  If you measured based on a flaccid penis, it might not look much like an elephant with the finished result, unless you like your woolen penis sleeve roomy.

 

That said, those ears do look like something useful to hold onto, so at least there’s that.  Even in a cold Montreal winter, I can’t imagine these selling like hotcakes.  Maybe for a pachyderm fetishist.  Would you wear novelty underwear like this?  Would you at least put on a good present face if you received it from your Valentine?  The twisted part of me wants to get one for Mike…  It would make a very interesting prop for a video on The Art of Blowjob!  But I wouldn’t really do that, would I?

Sweet Blowjob in Miami

Camille Crimson gives a loving blowjob with a view

 

I promised to check in, didn’t I?  We shot this lovely video early in the week and had it ready for today!  That’s service, even on vacation!  As you can see, our view of Miami is pretty spectacular and we just knew we had to shoot the full experience to share with you.  All that gorgeous, clear water makes for the perfect backdrop for a Sweet Blowjob in Miami.

 

I love his simple white shirt and my lacy lingerie.  It looks just as breezy as this entire city has been.  The tile is a little cool, so we put down a pillow and engaged in something that felt kind of naughty but certainly no less loving and sweet than we always are together.  Besides, from that height, I doubt anyone could actually see us…  It just felt that way!

 

There will be more where this came from, but you’ll have to wait and see.  For now, I’m going to finish up a few more things and then head back to the beach.  I want to take advantage of my time here.  Do you feel a bit like you’re on holiday with us in this video?  You can check with the trailer, or get the entire experience with the full video…  Hopefully this glimpse of sun will tide you over regardless of what weather you’re actually facing where you are.

Fun in the Sun

Sexy Camille Crimson playing in the sun

 

I did promise I’d check in on you guys periodically, so here are a couple of photos we’ve take while here in Miami.  The weather could not be more gorgeous, especially in light of how much we’re hearing our friends in Montreal complain about how awful it is.  The contrast is unbelievable.  And before you fret, yes, I’m wearing my sunblock!

 

We love our condo, we have an amazing view, we having been spending lots of time enjoying the beach and the feeling here is pretty spectacular.  It almost makes us want to head out here…  But, Montreal is pretty special too.  Just very, very cold.  It feels like we’ve been here for a while, but we still have the better part of the week left, so we’ll be taking advantage of this wonderful warm energy.  And yes, we’ve already had many sexy adventures here.  It’s hard not to.

 

Sexy Camille Crimson on the beach

 

In case you’re wondering, yes, the sand feels amazing on my skin and the water is so perfectly refreshing.  It’s nice to be able to check up on the site, the blog and social media, but don’t worry, I’ll be spending a lot of me time, and we time, of course.  So, take care and I’ll see you all again soon!