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Star-Wars Day

May The 4th Be With You!

Happy Star Wars Day to you!

This holiday was created and is celebrated by fans of the Star Wars movies worldwide. Beware, social medias will be targetted by many Star Wars fans on this May 4th!

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You can take part in the festivities by watching all of the Star Wars movies, cooking Star Wars recipes like the Blue Milk, dressing up as your favourite character. Anyway is good to show the world how much you love Star Wars and to convert others to the Force, Dark or Light.



The date for Star Wars Day was chosen because May the Fourth resembles the catchy phrase “May the Force be with you”.¬†The first reference to this was made on May 4, 1979, the day Margaret Thatcher won the election and became Britain’s first woman prime minister. To celebrate their victory, her party placed an advertisement in the¬†London Evening News. The message said: May the Fourth Be With You, Maggie. Congratulations!

Many other sightings of May the Fourth were seen after this! It was used on May 4th, 1994, at a UK Parliment defence debate.

The first organised celebration¬†of Star Wars Day took place in 2011 Toronto, Canada at Toronto Underground Cinema. You could take part in a costume contest, an Original Trilogy Trivia Game Show, and the web’s best tribute films, mash-ups, parodies, and remixes on the big screen.

Disney bought LucasFilm late in 2012, thus purchasing the rights to Star Wars. Since 2013, The Walt Disney Company observes this holiday with events and festivities at Disneyland and Walt Disney World.

Did you know that on Star Wars Day 2015, the astronauts in the International Space Station watched Star Wars!


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Use the hashtag #StarWarsDay to help spread the word, May the 4th be with you!


Drink Only Irish Beers For St Patty’s!



Here’s our selection of all of the Irish Beers you should try on Saint Patty’s Day! Don’t worry, they don’t have to be all green :)

Start your day with a breakfast of champions. A “meal in a bottle”, also known as the Guinness! Rich, creamy and dark. Roasted malt flavor and¬†hints of chocolate all satisfying flavors for a connoisseur. Ask your bartender for a “perfect pint,” an optimal pouring method which, according to the company, should take 119.53 seconds.



The lightest and sweetest between the three previous. Think chocolate milk topped with a double shot of espresso and finished with a one-inch thick head of caramel-infused creamy goodness. Save this Murphy’s for dessert!

Often compared to Guinness, Beamish is dark and chocolaty. Sweet flavors of caramel and hints of coffee balance out the bitter, hoppy finish. Beamish yeast dates back to 1792 to capture the traditional taste of stout from Ireland.


Smithwick’s, Ireland’s oldest brewery, is where it originated. The beer is older than some countries, with a heritage dating back to the fourteenth century, and until recently, Dubliner Pub in Washington. With a base flavor similar to Smithwick‚Äôs with less hops, the distinct smooth and white head. The amber brew has the rich aroma and flavor of toasted malt. It’s all at once sweet and creamy.

Harp, a crisp summery lager, which comes from a country better known for its stouts and leprechauns, has a bitter beginning that quickly that turns to clean and refreshing. This classic lager is smooth and solid.



This beer is so old, it dates back to the fourteenth century when monks would brew their own next door to the Smithwick’s brewery. The ruins of the original Franciscan abbey that once stood there can still be seen. Smithwick’s is Ireland’s oldest operating brewery, the major ale producer in Ireland and, along with Guinness, part of Diageo. This is a red ale characterized by caramel maltiness. It captures a unique flavor that combines its hops with sweet¬†aromatic¬†fruits and deep malt, coffee and roasted barley notes.


The History Behind Green Beer!


Today’s St Patrick’s Day!

St Patrick’s Day celebrations have been greatly influenced by those that developed among the Irish diaspora, especially in North America.

Parties involve public parades and festivals,¬†c√©ilithe¬†(Irish traditional music sessions), and the wearing of green attire or shamrocks.¬†There are also formal gatherings such as banquets and dances, although these were more common in the past. St Patrick’s Day parades began in North America in the 18th century but did not spread to Ireland until the 20th century.¬†The participants include marching bands, the military, fire brigades, cultural¬†organisations, charitable¬†organisations,¬†voluntary associations,¬†youth groups,¬†fraternities, and so on. However, over time, many of the parades have become more akin to a¬†carnival. More effort is made to use the¬†Irish language; especially in Ireland, where the week of St Patrick’s Day is “Irish language week.” Recently, famous landmarks have been lit up in green on St Patrick’s Day.


Why All The Green?

On St Patrick’s Day, it is customary to wear¬†shamrocks¬†and green clothing or accessories. St Patrick is said to have used the shamrock, a three-leaved plant, to explain the¬†Holy Trinity¬†to the¬†pagan Irish.

A green beer is poured from a tap during the Pub Crawl Saturday, March 14, 2015 at Lynch's Irish Tavern in downtown Port Huron,  Mich. (AP Photo/The Port Huron Times Herald, Jeffrey M. Smith)

A green beer at Lynch’s Irish Tavern. (AP Photo/The Port Huron Times Herald, Jeffrey M. Smith)

The colour green has been associated with Ireland since at least the 1640s when the¬†green harp flag¬†was used by the¬†Irish Catholic Confederation. Green ribbons and shamrocks have been worn on St Patrick’s Day since at least the 1680s. The Friendly Brothers of St Patrick, an Irish¬†fraternity¬†founded in about 1750,¬†adopted green as its colour. ¬†During the 1790s, Green would become associated with

During the 1790s, Green would become associated with¬†Irish nationalism, due to its use by the¬†United Irishmen. This was a¬†republican¬†organisation‚ÄĒled mostly by Protestants but with many Catholic members‚ÄĒwho launched a¬†rebellion in 1798¬†against British rule. The phrase “wearing of the green” comes from a¬†song of the same name, which laments United Irishmen supporters being persecuted for wearing green. Throughout the 19th and 20th centuries, the colour green and its association with St Patrick’s Day grew.


So there you have it, as long as you wear a green beer for St Patty’s you are all good to partake in the celebrations!!!



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