Camille Crimson

Apparently women don’t want a lot of things (well, namely, types of people) in their vaginas, at least according to this ad.  It’s a funny, tongue-in-cheek way of addressing the issue of condoms with too many irritants in their lubrication and spermicide, and I think it’s a pretty entertaining way to include the message.  I love when you can sneak in pertinent information along with humour or sexuality or even cute cats…  You know me!

That said, I think it’s too bad if women actually have these types of limitations.  I can definitely see the validity in some of them (the guys who come up and grind on you without your permission, whoever this Brad guy is…) but I think that keeping an open mind (and vagina?) is a good thing, because you never know when you’ll find the magician of your dreams!  And, of course, the same thing goes for men!  You may find that the person you end up with isn’t the one you’d expect, so there’s no point building up walls if you’re only going to have to take them back down.

I hope this made you laugh, but I’d also love to know if you have any of these dealbreakers, or (sadder) if you’ve ever had any dealbreakers applied to you!  I’ve got my listening hat on, so I’m all ears!

I hope you’re ready to laugh, because this one’s a doozy…  Only it’s not funny and cute like a cat video, or funny and sexy like a blowjob parody song.  No, this is funny and sad like “People actually thought this was a good idea?”…  It’s called Harmless, and it is an earnest attempt at “edutaining” the masses using my beloved horror genre to display the awfulness of porn.

Apparently having a box full of porn will cause overdone demonic child-women with long black hair to descend upon your family.  Violet and Rye very clearly explained the hilarity of a box of porn being the porn method of choice in this film…  Apparently it’s still 1996.  I’ll have to go get my frosted nail polish!

While the attempt at horror in the trailer is just silly, the real scariness comes from the fact that this is a real attempt at denigrating porn and their Kickstarter was fully funded by like-minded people.  While the content itself isn’t going to convince anyone, the message clearly has.  I hope that more people vocally share their support of porn as a valuable (and not demon-summoning) tool for sexual self-discovery and for developing deeper connection in relationships.  People need to think critically, and this is doing just the opposite.

So, what do you think?  About the trailer, and about this issue in its entirety.  Is porn harmless?  Is the movie harmless?  Is the movement behind the movie harmless?  I always love sparking a good debate here…  Or maybe we’ll all end up on the exact same side.  ;)

I’ve got cats and they love the limelight, so they have wandered into several videos over the years.  I guess they can’t handle anyone getting attention but them, or so it would seem.  Maybe they just like ruining the shot.  Cats like to be difficult, but they’re so cute.  You can’t help but love them.

I know there have been a lot of “cat spotters” who got a kick out of seeing a tail or an ear wander into the frame, but now there’s an entire blog devoted to it, which I think is absolutely hilarious.  It’s a Tumblr called Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn.  I’d have to say that I’m pretty sure that indifferent beats curious in this case.  That would be pretty uncomfortable.

The site is still pretty much in its infancy, so there are only a few videos and photos up, but they’ve already been featured on Fleshbot…  I’m sure that the internet’s passion for all things pornographic or cat-related will fill the gap, and soon everyone will be talking about it.  Then you can say that you saw it here first…  I just want to be at the vanguard for once!  :P

Have you ever done any cat spotting in my videos?  Did it ruin your…  Concentration, or did you laugh?

I love interviews.  I used to be really shy about them, but I have grown to a place where I adore getting the opportunity to explain what I do and why I do it.  Even with all the strides we’ve made with The Art of Blowjob, people still have a lot of assumptions about what we do and think that we must be as status quo as most porn is.  Any time I get a chance to clarify our contribution to the adult industry, I jump at it.  Such was the case with this great interview for YNOT.  As always, I’ll share a little snippet:

Why did you decide to create the site?

We love the kind of sex we have and we felt it was absent in porn, specifically in blowjob porn. But aside from our lofty ambitions regarding making beautiful, respectful porn that elevates the blowjob, we also just wanted to do what we love and take advantage of our natural passions. It couldn’t be a more perfect project for our blend of skills.

What is your personal attitude about fellatio? You certainly seem to see it as much more than just down-and-dirty sucking.

I absolutely love it! I think it’s an art and there’s a lot of skill involved, but it’s more than that. You need to be passionate about giving pleasure, which is what makes or breaks a blowjob.

 

Only two questions, but an excellent window into the kind of answers I was once again allowed to delve into.  It makes me happy that, after all this time, people still feel that I have something valuable to say.  I hope you’ll read the rest of the interview, because hopefully you’ll be seeing more of me on YNOT in the future…  :)

I just wanted to check in here to share some more amazing art by Dariusz Zapała.  He has been sending me a steady flow of his beautiful digital paintings, so I wanted to post them here so you can all see his incredible talent.

It really is worth repeating that being the subject of such incredible art feels like no other feeling in the world.  It’s so surreal to look at these beautiful works and realize that someone took the time to do this based on me.  It’s amazing to see how he captures all the nuances of my face…  Things that I feel don’t even come through in photos sometimes.  It’s truly remarkable.

You can see more of his work on his Facebook page, and I hope you’ll all leave him some encouraging comments, because it’s not easy making such amazing works of art, I’m sure, and I certainly appreciate that he’s letting me share it all here with you.

Yes, I have chosen the blue pill, but I didn’t stay in wonderland. First of all, I didn’t take it because I needed to. Don’t worry! Camille can make my penis hard in a second! I decided to try it because I met a guy in my motorcycle class who works for a pharmaceutical company and he offered after hearing what we do… I was curious.

Here’s a little Viagra mythbusting: Ok, it does work, but you have to be aroused. Let’s say that, if you have to sleep with the ugliest person on earth because a friend bet you 1 million dollars, it might not work. Or you would have to pop 3 in a row to get any kind of a result… I don’t think it’s a good idea. It’s also not a good idea to get them without your doctor’s consent like I did, but I don’t have any heart problems… But don’t try this at home!

In the beginning of my Viagra experience, I was in boxers while taking picture of Camille and I started to feel the effect. My penis was not hard right away, but felt like it would not take much work to get hard. It was more like half hard, but I was getting really turned on. I decided to take my boxers off, then Camille saw my penis and asked me right away “Did you take a Viagra?”, probably because I don’t usually get hard when I just take regular pictures. Then the phone rang before anything fun could happen. It was our accountant calling for us about signing some papers. My penis went soft instantly, so you can see that it doesn’t work without stimulus.

Once I got off the phone, it was back to the shoot and it was time to shoot a video. Just thinking about a blowjob from Camille and seeing her naked in front of me… Bang! I was hard as hell. Without even being touched at all, and I have to say that I really did enjoy this moment.

So we did the video and, for some weird reason, I could have lasted hours. It was like I could decide when to cum when, most of the time, Camille is in control. She knows how to make me cum and she can do it in 30 seconds if she wants.

After I came, I felt like I could have stayed hard and continue to have sex of any kind all day. Unfortunately, I had some errands to do, so I jumped into the shower. My penis got soft and stayed like that for the rest of the day.

On the down side, I felt that my heart was beating faster than usual, like if I drank a venti Starbucks coffee and my throat was very dry for the entire day. That side effect was not cool, but it was not that bad. I guess it’s the price to pay to have sex all night and when you have sex, you don’t think much of you throat anyway.

The experience was in one of the last 10 videos… Can you guess which one? The first one who guesses it correctly  here in the blog comment section will have win a free subscription to The Art of Blowjob and Dolorem. My penis pill adventures pay! Maybe next time I will try Cialis and compare the two.

It was an interesting feeling. Not something I’d do all the time, but great as an experiment. Have you tried any type of erection medication? What was your experience like? I’d love to see how it was for you…