Today is Steak and a Blowjob day. Now, you know me, I’m all about blowjobs and steaks. They’re among my favourite things in the world… But this holiday has always made me raise my eyebrow a little bit, even though I understand the spirit. The thing is, this holiday is supposed to be a response to Valentine’s Day, as it’s a month later. It’s the idea that Valentine’s Day is for women and Steak and a Blowjob day is for men. Why?
Now, my opinion of Valentine’s Day is that is should be for everyone and that it should be a spirit that exists in relationships all year long. Treating someone well is kind and fun and keeps everyone happy. I guess it’s the idea that women want chocolate and flowers and candles and men just want steak and a blowjob… But why is Valentine’s day lingerie so popular? That’s certainly not just for women. And who says that men don’t like romance? Besides, many Valentine’s days include a blowjob or two.
So, of course, I am all for giving blowjobs, but I believe that one good turn deserves another and that everyone should get to enjoy the fun. Also… Why not make the steak together? Unless, of course, you celebrate in what is apparently a new thing on April 14th… Cake and cunnilingus day. Then fair’s fair and you can trade off to your heart’s content. Cake does sound pretty good…
Have lots and lots of fun, but make sure that everyone enjoys themselves and has a bit of that steak!