Camille Crimson

This blog is hilarious.  I found it on my usual trolling the internet for porn, well, trolling for information about the porn world…  Let’s go with that.  Since there are so many sexy teacher/naughty student porn out there, there are many a school blackboard in porn.  Those blackboards can’t be empty, though.  That would be too easy.  So instead, some director, stage-hand, star, whoever, will be charged with filling the blackboard.

Since I’m such a stickler for details, I’m glad I’ve never been in this position, but if I was, I’d pick something a little more challenging than what some people have put up.  The blog Blackboards in Porn shares some of porn’s blackboards and then assigns the content a grade.  It goes everywhere from advanced university math to Mary Had a Little Lamb.  I don’t know who thought that last one was a good idea…  Regardless, it’s really funny and worth a look…  Seeing the silly set decoration and concepts that go into porn sometimes is just too funny, so blogs like this just bring it all to the forefront.  I love it!

Yes, yes, yes.  Before you say it, I know this is fantasy.  I know that this doesn’t exist and it probably won’t exist for some time but…  Couldn’t you just imagine?  This would be my dream come true in a lot of ways.  Having a projectable keyboard and a projectable screen?  You might as well just stop right there, because it would be hard for small devices to get any better…  And toss out your old computer, while you’re at it.

Maybe it’s from my love of Star Trek, but I love the idea of projections, holograms…  maybe even teleportation some day…  I’m just a sci-fi geek, but these futuristic ideas are so exciting to me, and they hold so much potential for a better life.  I mean, business alone would be way more fun with holograms!

If anyone could make this happen, and make it sleek and beautifully designed, it’d be Apple.  But for now, I’m very happy with my iMac, my iPad 2, my iPod Touch, Mike’s iPhone…  You get the idea.  ;)

This cute little creature must have caught a video or two of mine, because fruit bats apparently enjoy oral sex!  Female Chinese fruit bats give their mates blowjobs to prolong sex and apparently aid in conception by improving the sperm flow.  Scientists say that they also might be preventing the spread of STI by licking away bacteria.  I didn’t know bats could get STIs…  I’m imagining little bat free clinics giving away little bat condoms.

Asides from primates, they are the first in the animal kingdom to be documented routinely giving oral sex, but they believe that it’s evolutionary…  So maybe the rest of the critters will catch on eventually.  I don’t want to see it, but I guess if it’s good for the population of endangered species, it’s a good thing, right?

You can read the full article here.  Thanks to Will for the heads up.  No pun intended.  ;)

The good people over at Flowtown have made a chart after my own heart.  This lovely little Geek Flowchart has me all over it, and I was absolutely enamoured when I saw it, despite its lack of lady geeks like myself.  So, which geeks do I identify with?

Obviously our good friend the internet geek.  As a programmer/web site builder, he and I are two peas in a pod…  Or a sweater vest.

As he clings to his iPad, this fellow social media and blogging aficionado could trade quips about sleek Apple design all day on any of our many platforms.

Voyager and TNG forever!  My love of Captain Picard takes up a huge place in my heart…  This one needs very little explanation.

I love getting a little quality time with StarCraft II, a little Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood or maybe even some Zombie Smash (I still love it!) or anything else that captures my attention.  I just love escaping into my own world for a bit…  Also, winning.

The food and design geeks embody my love of everything pleasing to the senses and my love of creativity.  I’m very particular about my aesthetics, and I do geek over fonts just as much as I love getting in the kitchen with a new recipe or making something up on the fly.

As a film making geek, as well as a lover of horror, zombies and Tarantino, I think it’s fair to say that I fit in as a film geek, even if that isn’t one of my dominant geek trades.  Also, I’m a major music geek.  I just love getting my hands on an instrument (no, not like that) and finding a way to make it work beautifully.  Plus, I love writing my own music, which just fuses it all together and leaves me for many nights working intently on getting everything just right.

So, what kind of a geek are you?

This is a really hilarious video that I found on Violet Blue‘s site and couldn’t resist sharing it with you.  Springboarding off of the brilliant Australian sperm donation ad that I blogged about a while back, I figured I’d share this “brilliant innovation” as the next logical step in sperm donation.  So, what do you think?  Disturbing peek into the future or a welcome alternative payment method?  And what about us women?  Egg donation is a lot more painful and time-consuming…  Maybe this is best left in the realm of sexual science fiction.

Remember how I mentioned that I wanted to be one of Violet Blue’s top ten sexiest geeks? Well…

I’m number 9! I’m number 9! I’m number 9!

That’s right. I’m one of Violet Blue’s top ten sexiest geeks! And I couldn’t have done it without you all. She even brings it up in her blurb about me:

The nominations for Camille Crimson were many (I ignored the comment spamming; her fans are rabid). But, Crimson is a true indie adult webmaster (and performer), a Mac evangelist, she has built her own empire of websites, she codes and designs, is a photo/video editing geek, is an incredibly articulate pundit about women in online adult business and feminism, a nimble social media user, and a serious gamer.

So, oops about the comment spamming, but thank you for being such supportive and wonderful fans!  I know it sounds silly, but this is a big honour for me.  There are times when being geeky feels like being meek and shy, but this is empowering and sexy geekiness.  This is the kind of thing that really validates who I am:  a geek who loves sex!  And now I have a badge of honour to go with it, thanks to you guys.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go reward myself with something geeky.  Sci Fi?  Gaming?  Sci Fi Gaming?  Who knows?  A special thank you to Violet Blue for selecting me for this honour!