Category Archives: Geek

Fascinating Penis Facts

Seductive Camille Crimson works her magic on a cock

I am pretty fascinated by the penis.  I mean, I wouldn’t be giving blowjobs online and talking about them so often if I didn’t have a strong interest in them…  And so I always find it neat when I learn a few new facts about the penis, as I haven with this article from Alternet…  I knew some, but there are others that are pretty new to me!

Of course, some things are more obvious, like that you shouldn’t smoke if you want stronger erections…  But there are others, like the fact that the penis used to have spines and a bone!  That is kind of terrifying, and thankfully it’s ages in the past.  I don’t know how easy giving a sensual blowjob would be to something so rigid and pointy.  That’d snag the tongue!  Oh, and how foreskins can be used to grow significantly more skin for cosmetic testing…  Penises are magical!

There are some interesting animal facts…  Specifically about the elephant’s prehensile penis.  Would you like it if you could control your penis to do things besides sex?  I can kind of imagine it now.  Or you could have four heads, like the echidna!  That sounds a little distracting.  Maybe most disturbing is the fish who has a penis…  on his head!  I don’t know what to say about that…  I’m sure that is human men has this issue, they’d probably just always be head butting.  :P

I’d love to know…  What’s your favourite penis fact of all?  Or are there any penis modifications (like the ones listed here, or others) that would be especially awesome in your life?

What Do You Focus on in Porn?

Redhead Camille Crimson gives a gorgeous sucking blowjob

This is something that has always been quite interesting to me…  What do you focus on when you watch porn?  I think, partly because I’m making blowjob videos, this is of particular interest to me…  Is it about the penis/mouth action or the face?  Of course, it doesn’t have to be about one or the other, but it is interesting to think about what draws your attention first or the longest…

Apparently, for men, faces draw their attention first, then they spend some time looking at genitals and back to faces, according to this one study.  Women seem to be more open with what they focus on, which differs depending on whether or not they’re on birth control…  I guess hormones play a role in that, supposedly.  But they mean to say that women have a larger variety of things that can potentially turn them on, whereas men look specifically to faces/genitals as sources of arousal.

Do you think this says anything about why we watch what we watch?  Maybe there is some truth to the idea that women would want overall higher quality porn, as their focus could be drawn to any number of things…  Maybe that’s why there’s a backlash against porn that looks too fake, as it might draw attention away from a naturally beautiful face that would capture a man’s attention in the first place.

What do you think?  You can check out a post about this study and let me know if you find this to be true, and then what this might actually say about what people could want from porn.

April Fool’s Day

Did any of you get fooled today?  I decided to forego any fake retirement/marriage/site change announcements so that no one gets their hopes up or their feelings hurt, even though I do enjoy a good prank.  There were a lot of great ones on the web (and no one should trust anything they see online on April 1st anymore) but this one was particularly appropriate for me, I think.

It’s the iPlay…  Which unfortunately isn’t a real thing…  But could you imagine if Apple broke into gaming in a whole new way?  Well, essentially this is a mishmash of other Apple products and a whole lot of Angry Birds.  As someone who quite enjoys Angry Birds, I can’t say I’d be disappointed.  But which one to get?  The New iPlay?  The iPlay 4S?  The iPlay 5G?  The options are endless.  :P

I guess for now I’ll just have to play on any of my many other Apple devices…  I think I can live with that.  You can’t fool me that easy, IGN!

A Lost Interview with Steve Jobs

This is pretty amazing.  I know not everyone here is the biggest Steve Jobs fan, but we all understand that I am.  I was a huge fan of his in life and really quite sad about his untimely death.  This was a VHS that got lost from part of a smaller interview, but it was found in someone’s garage of all places and so it was quickly put out for the public.

As much as it may sound silly since I never met the man, this is like finding an old home video of a departed friend.  It was filmed while he was at Next, just months before he would head back to Apple.  His enthusiasm and resilience is absolutely inspiration and his genuine charm is distinguishable even in the good old days…  Oh, and that hair!

When I feel like I’m hitting a wall and I need a little boost, I’ll often think of the way he innovated and made a name for Apple.  I like this little time capsule…  It’s a little reminder to Think Different.

The iPad is for…

PORN!

Of course, we all knew this, right?  My fellow ginger Conan O’Brien certainly did, and he came out with a much more representative ad for one of my favourite Apple products, which just happens to feature all sorts of porn.  It would have been pretty incredible if I made the cut and showed up in his compilation.

That said, the last meld of words kind of made me pause.  I know it’s a joke, but I think we know that there’s a lot of porn habits that can be healthy, sexy and fun…  And none of those descriptors he chose.  That said, it’s late night TV, so I’m not expecting a frank discussion of sexuality or anything!  Still, no shame in masturbating.  Everyone has the right to unwind and feel good.  ;)

How many iPad (or tablet in general) users do we have here?  And how many of you use it for exactly what Conan suggested?  But, most importantly, if you do…  How do you best prop it up for the ideal hands-free watching experience?  :P

MacBook Pro Retina

Camille Crimson has a new Mac toy

 

Isn’t it beautiful?  Yes, I know, I know…  I’m always getting pretty new toys, but the MacBook Pro Retina is certainly useful!  The thing is, we’ve recently realized that traveling is a huge motivator and aphrodisiac!  Changing up the scenery is really wonderful, we get to go to new and exciting places and it makes us want to work even harder!

 

So, of course, we need a really great computer for everything from editing to popping in to say hello to everybody and updating you all on our trip!  Any excuse to get a new Mac, of course, but this is as good an excuse as any!  I love the retina display so much.  It really is as vivid and precise as we could hope for, which is extra important with the HD videos we’re making.

 

It’s nice to have something portable that feels just as good as our trusty iMacs.  We want to deliver the best quality we can to you.  If that means I need to buy myself more toys to make that happen, well…  I guess I’ll have to sigh heavily and open another Mac box.  :P

 

Have any of you experienced the MacBook Pro Retina up close and personal?  What did you think of the display?