My love of Nigella is no secret. She’s simply gorgeous, she makes food that makes you salivate and she has this sensual approach to everything she touches. Clearly, I’m not the only person who has noticed this. Jezebel reported on a hilariously lecherous article that a Toronto food writer named Michele Henry wrote about her, which essentially reads like something from an erotic novel.
Really… Just read for yourself:
Nigella Lawson bites her bottom lip as she snatches a giant knife off the counter with the stealth of a schoolgirl up to no good. Swiftly, she lops a loop of fabric off her curve-hugging purple dress.
The blade nearly grazes her jugular.
“The microphone got caught in my dress,” she explains, batting her eyelashes coquettishly as if to make amends for doing something naughty.
And that’s the opening line. Wow. I don’t think we get much more lurid with that in the update descriptions! It really just goes on from there. Yes, he does mention her culinary skills, but there’s always this intense undercurrent of sensuality and sexuality in all his descriptions. Then again, this is Nigella we’re talking about.
So… Would you read food porn erotica? Would you be any more turned on by a blowjob (or more) in the kitchen than anything else? And have you ever had any culinary experiences take a turn for the decidedly erotic? You certainly know I’m at home in the kitchen…
