I don’t completely know what to say about… whatever this is. With Valentine’s Day coming up soon, a lot of people are turning to Etsy for a unique gift idea. For women, a lot of people think about sexy lingerie… So, why not for men? Well, I think this photo, courtesy of Happy Place, might be as good an answer as any.
Don’t get me wrong… I certainly see the skill and time that went into it, and it’s cute in a way, but do we want squeals of adorability when we’re nearly naked? Probably not so much. Also, wool seems like an itchy choice for something so close to the sensitive areas. Not to mention the fact that there would have to be a lot of size discrepancy issues when it comes to the… trunk. If you measured based on a flaccid penis, it might not look much like an elephant with the finished result, unless you like your woolen penis sleeve roomy.
That said, those ears do look like something useful to hold onto, so at least there’s that. Even in a cold Montreal winter, I can’t imagine these selling like hotcakes. Maybe for a pachyderm fetishist. Would you wear novelty underwear like this? Would you at least put on a good present face if you received it from your Valentine? The twisted part of me wants to get one for Mike… It would make a very interesting prop for a video on The Art of Blowjob! But I wouldn’t really do that, would I?
Wow, that’s… unique. I particularly like the ears, which, I suppose, would make good hip padding if I was going to play hockey while wearing my elephantapants.
But yeah, itchy wool around ticklish bits… not a good plan. Plus, like you said, if it’s cold enough to be wearing wool underwear, then my trunk would definitely not fill that sock to capacity. And there’s no ball-room! Even elephants need a peanut pouch.
The best part is the “If Etsy sellers told the truth” link at the bottom of the ad. Funny stuff.
Yes… I think this is much more novelty than at all practical. Thermal underwear are great, but wool would just get uncomfortable, especially with the lack of ball room, er, peanut room you describe.
I’m trying to imagine the rest of the range… a python, an octopus? The wrong end of a baboon?
And for the love of God please _don’t_ buy a pair.
Alright, you’ve convinced me… I won’t… Although the octopus line sounds tempting… Maybe a giraffe with the neck and head sticking out front?
Way to itchy for my liking, but funny all the same
Do women like to see guys in sexy undies, perhaps a posing pouch?
I think some like them, but probably the vast majority aren’t especially into gimmicky underwear. A nicely cut pair of boxers/boxer briefs do the trick. Just as long as they aren’t old and full of holes.