That is fair enough warning for me! This little gem has been making it around the internet for a while, sharing the disturbing truth about what happens if you don’t wash your hands… Lots of mutual handjobs, seemingly. I know it’s cold and flu season and you probably SHOULD wash your hands, but far be it from me to keep you from whatever makes you feel good. :P
But seriously, this poster is hilarious to me, and I’m not alone. Rocket News 24 caught wind of this important PSA and decided to run with it, creating similar drawings for everything from pressing the elevator button (above) to the in-store smartphone display (below) to explain just what is REALLY going on. With that logic, the Apple store is just a never-ending orgy. Definitely don’t lick anything.
I hope this made you laugh. The initial one is so well-meaning, but the little smartphone men waiting patiently are pretty great spin-offs. So, will you be washing your hands more often now? Or… Less often? No judgements either way. Just cover your mouth when you cough!