That is fair enough warning for me! This little gem has been making it around the internet for a while, sharing the disturbing truth about what happens if you don’t wash your hands… Lots of mutual handjobs, seemingly. I know it’s cold and flu season and you probably SHOULD wash your hands, but far be it from me to keep you from whatever makes you feel good. :P
But seriously, this poster is hilarious to me, and I’m not alone. Rocket News 24 caught wind of this important PSA and decided to run with it, creating similar drawings for everything from pressing the elevator button (above) to the in-store smartphone display (below) to explain just what is REALLY going on. With that logic, the Apple store is just a never-ending orgy. Definitely don’t lick anything.
I hope this made you laugh. The initial one is so well-meaning, but the little smartphone men waiting patiently are pretty great spin-offs. So, will you be washing your hands more often now? Or… Less often? No judgements either way. Just cover your mouth when you cough!
Always wash my hands Camille, I’m a good boy
Good boy indeed! Way to keep the germs at bay!
My feelings on the issue of hand-washing after urination in public restrooms are best summed up by this humourous SMBC comic:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1987
Et toi, tu te baignes combien de fois par semaine? Ou tu préfères te doucher apres une session blowjob?
That is amazing! What a great comic!
Et je me lave chaque jour! Pas toujours après des fellations, par contre.
I have to confess, I’ve considered the logic of Aleksander’s SMBC comic before…. Especially now while I’m single, my penis is one of the least-used and least-contaminated parts of my body. Heck, my elbows probably get exposed to more germs, smog, and “je ne sais brut” than my penis does!
Still… probably best to wash my hands and keep quiet. Sometimes the world just doesn’t understand logic.
I guess maybe this just means that you should be scrubbing your elbows too!