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You all know that I’m pretty into coffee. It’s a bright spot in every day for me, even though my days are already pretty bright. Sometimes it’s Starbucks, sometimes it’s a small café and sometimes it’s right at home… But it warms me and provides these delicious, deep, complex flavours. As with a lot of things in my life, I definitely consider it a sensual experience.
What would make it more sensual? Well, College Humor certainly had the right idea with this amazing foam art submission. As someone who paints and draws, this kind of art is pretty impressive to me… Especially since it combines my all time favourite art: blowjobs! How could you possibly drink it, though? It’s just too beautiful. Also… Is that really just foam? :P
Usually people here in Montreal just do the standard leaf if they do any kind of decoration on top, but it would blow my mind (no pun intended) if someone attempted something so elaborate and erotic. Have you ever received such a sexy treat?
This is now officially the perfect image to accompany Kristin Chenoweth’s song “Taylor the Latte Boy.”
Imagine if Starbucks offered this kind of art? “Um, hi, yeah, I’ll take an iced triple venti caramel fellatiato… with extra cream….”
Glad you’re having so much fun in Miami, C&M!
I’m sure the baristas would be all tapped out if they tried using cum instead of cream. It’d be good for the lactose intolerant, though!
Camille, the full facial coffee would be nice
but ket it cool down first, although spunk is nice and hot
Now that’s something I had never really thought about… A coffee facial would be delicious with a pinch of cinnamon.
I’m a big fan of coffee too, but I recently found out that most coffee is actually contaminated with mycrotoxins. I just found out about bulletproof coffee, where the coffee comes straight from the farmer and you blend the coffee with grass-fed butter and coconut oil… And it’s delicious.
That sounds so cool! And even the name is pretty great!