If you’re wondering what you should blame for this week’s lack of a facial Monday update, feast your eyes on this. This is Mike’s longboard. It’s pretty, but don’t let that fool you… It’s dangerous and it means business! :P
Now, as you remember, it was his birthday recently, so he’s been carefree as a young boy, which is absolutely endearing and adorable to me. It also included a lot of fun with his beautiful toy/means of transportation. But, of course, even the most cautious person can have an accident…
There was a (small) accident. He’s fine, but several parts of him don’t look as fine… Namely his knees and his elbow, plus some extraneous scraping. We were going to include a photo or two to show the damage, but this is a place of sexiness, and these photos are much more cringe-inducing and stomach-turning than anything else. We wouldn’t want to put you guys off your porn, and this definitely would have done that.
Needless to say, no matter what angle we used, no matter how in control I was, we weren’t able to shoot anything that didn’t a) show off the afore-mentioned injuries and b) that didn’t kind of hurt. You know how it is with knee pain. It doesn’t feel great to stand, sit or lay down with someone on top of you… There weren’t any great options and we didn’t want to make a video that looked or felt strained. That’s the thing about making authentic porn… Certain things are fairly plain to see.
As much as we’re very careful not to do this, we had to sit this one out. We can promise an extra awesome facial Monday update for next week and encourage you to send any positive healing suggestions for his wounds. Has this ever happened to you? A little bang up, scrape, or even just being sore after a gym day, keeping you from enjoying some well-deserved sexy fun? It’s always a shame, but it’s part of life… Just as we try to show the truth in our porn, we share the truth in our lives, too. The truth, while important, isn’t always hot. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go check on him. Poor guy!
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We had all kinds of sexy activities planned but ended up having a fairly low key weekend filled with ibuprofen and ice packs. It was still very nice and cozy but evidence that sometimes life throws a wrench into the best laid plans.
Hope the cuts and scrapes heal quickly and you guys are back to enjoying yourselves soon.
Wow. That sounds like quite an intense way to start the weekend. Hopefully you’ll be healed up by next weekend and ready to go, and likewise for us.
Whoa, woman. When you say there was a “facial-mishap,” I assume someone took a high-velocity cum shot to the eye or something.
Sounds like Mike had a long board mishap, not a facial mishap.
(Unless he was trying to cum AND hit your face WHILE riding his long board… if that’s the case, I applaud your creativity.)
Hope he feels better soon.
No, although that has definitely happened once or twice too. If we had made a longboarding cumshot video, I would have been amazed. That’s Evil Knievil territory. Even better if he was jumping a bus too.
I once involuntarily dismounted off my motorcycle at 40 mph. I was lucky my only injuries were bruises, but I had those all over my body and this unfortunately happened just two days before my espousal.. And this was meant to be celebrated very romanticly and erotic, but ended up with a weekend in a bathtub filled with ice. I could imagine better ways of celebrating ones espousal.
Oh no! That sounds so scary and painful. That would make for quite a hesitant honeymoon. I’m just glad that you were okay… Hopefully the honeymoon was made up for later.
Cocoa butter does wonders for scars. I picked up a large, heavy award at the office to move it, and it decided to split in two, then smack me right on the bridge of my nose. Never thought it would heal up. I looked like I had been boxing.
Ouch! That sounds bad, and totally unexpected too. Bad award! If my award attacked me, it would essentially be a glass buttplug to the face… I guess cocoa butter would be appropriate somehow.
Ouch!! Glass buttplug to the face sounds more painful.
But also definitely funnier, so there’s always a silver lining.
Crossed fingers for quick healing, Mike! (And belated but hearty happy birthday wishes as well!)
Thanks I will be fine, I guess I am to old for that sport now
, or maybe just wear gears 
would be smarter
Yes! We’ll get you some pads.
Aww, you’re definitely not too old, Mike. Accidents can happen to anybody at any age– I broke an arm and a leg before I turned 10; thankfully, nothing serious since then.
But yeah, protection gear is always good. After all, you’re a valuable commodity– and not just for weekly TAOB clips!
I’ve been kissing him better, so hopefully that’ll work.
Mmm. Kissing always makes things better. And it’s more fun than chicken soup or band-aids.
If you could combine all three, that would be the best ever. Or really gross.
Hmmm… chicken soup that sticks to your lips?
Chicken soup lipgloss? The possibilities for marketing on that one would have to be seriously considered… Or I could just crush a bouillon cube into some Vaseline and get kissing!
Hi guys,
Take care and take a rest. I’m sure we all prefer to watch you feeling good rather than in pain.
wishing you well
I’m glad that you guys all understand. It’s very reassuring. Sometimes life happens, but the support means a lot!
I read “Facial Mishap” and saw the photo of the skate board and thought: “Oh no, Mike face-planted into the pavement.”
Then I realized: “Oh…that kind of facial.”
I’m glad to learn he only banged up his knees. That’s not great but it beats a broken face.
Get well soon Mike!
It sure does beat a broken face, or leg or hand or arm, for that matter. Of a broken penis. That’s a career ender for him. Then again, if he was longboarding with an erection, I’d probably have some questions too.
Yikes, Camille, you are not allowed to utter the words “broken penis” on this blog ever again! That’s just bad mojo and dangerous karma! [shudder]
Now I’ll do a bunch of funny superstitious stuff to ward away the bad broken penis spirits. I need an old priest and a young priest!
Mental image of penis bent at right angle.
Must. Purge. Image!
I second Cal’s prohibition: No broken penises ever.
I can honestly promise that I will never post a picture of a broken penis here. That would just be in poor taste. This is a classy establishment.
Have you considered having Mike’s penis insured?
And my mouth! We’d have to insure my mouth too.
Bruce Springsteen got his vocal cords insured with Lloyds of London for one million dollars… surely Camille’s mouth and Mike’s penis are worth twice as much!
We’ll have to get on looking into claims… More paperwork!
Facial Monday????
What a concept. Anything involving blow jobs and you is fine with me. I just have never seen a woman in a video enjoying having her lover cum on her face.
I guess you are such a lover of cum, that the idea of having cum squirted on your face is both soothing, and erotic. Please explain.
I look forward to more “facial Monday” videos. I also wonder exacting what part of Mike was damaged by his birthday play time.
I thank you for your honesty in advising us of the lack of a “facial monday” last Monday.
You are a pioneer, keep up the good work.
It’s an orgasm! It’s concentrated pleasure on my face! It’s a sensual experience. What’s not to love?
And it was just his elbows and knees mostly, so not his penis… Don’t worry! I might have to get him a cup to wear, though.