“Like a velvet-wrapped silk tongue…  On his penis…”

Once in a while you just need to laugh…  A lot.  This video has had me cracking up since I saw it on Peeperz and I wanted to share it with you.  It’s another Funny or Die sex-related video, called HJ Gloves.  What are HJ Gloves?  Well, I’m sure you can guess…  Luxury gloves for handjobs.  Of course!

Asides from the fact that the serious seductive film noir quality of the video is totally entertaining and it’s complete with a gratuitous (and hopefully fake) cumshot, it’s not actually the worst idea.  I’ve played around with gloves a little bit over the years, and they do actually add somewhat of a sensual element to a blowjob/handjob…  At least if you don’t pump the operatic techno.

I also just love how they made it pretty clear that it’s hard to make a handjob look classy on purpose.  I just try to let it happen and be natural…  So, would you like a pair of HJ Gloves for yourself?  Or would you just like to see me give a handjob/blowjob with gloves on?  Inquiring minds want to know what you think!  Or, at least this inquiring mind does.