I like to have a good mix on this blog, of more insightful things, of more industry-related things, of more personal things and, of course, of more funny and light-hearted things. Mike and I found this video online last night and we couldn’t help but laugh and keep randomly bursting out laughing while cooking, while brushing our teeth together, in bed… Sometimes something just tickles your funny bone, but I know that he probably went to bed that night with terror in his heart too…
This video may just haunt your dreams. Breasts aren’t the be all and end all of a woman, but we all have that little thing that we love about our partner, whether it’s physical or not. Imagine if you woke up the next morning and it was gone! Imagine if it vanished without a trace and no one even knew what you were talking about. And imagine if there was a dark secret conspiracy going on… Spooky stuff. However, if Olivia Munn was a part of it, it might all be worth it.
This definitely hit close to home for Mike, as he’s a huge fan of my breasts. You see him reaching for them enough in our videos. :P Asides from that, we loved this because it’s actually really well shot. I love seeing people who understand the tropes of a genre, and this kind of horror/psychological thriller parody hits all the marks. And the guy quivering in the corner and then her sinister look off in the distance… Perfection. I think that was what kept cracking us up. I’d make the face she made and he would just fall to pieces every time.
Laughing is such an important part of a relationship, so I’m always glad to share this stuff with you too. Hopefully you’ll be able to laugh with us.
Umm… wow. I hope I never wake up to that reality! Or any other “vanishing body part” horror story!
Thanks for the laughs, C&M!
I read “vanishing body part” and this classic piece alt-rock humor came to mind.
Detachable Penis by King Missile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE
You may cringe but you can’t help but laugh.
Wrong link. Here’s the full music video for the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Phew. Between mysteriously shrinking breasts and losing penises at parties, I am definitely having bad dreams tonight!
Pretty funny stuff, nevertheless.
Hopefully most of my other blog posts will make up for any and all bad dreams.
Oh! I watched/listened to the other one and loved it.
Oh. My. That is amazing and surprisingly catchy. That might be kind of useful for if Mike needs to be elsewhere and we still need to shoot an update… Or just if he’s tired… Not that it ever really happens. That song was hilarious!
Very catchy indeed! You may find yourself randomly singing “Detachable penis…dint, dint, dint…” as you go about your day.
I’m glad you liked the song, it just seemed so pertinent.
You’re absolutely right. It would have been unsettling if Mike overheard it, though… Especially if it was while I was chopping veggies.
But then you would have to hold Mike’s detachable penis [Queue music!] like a microphone to preform the Art of Blowjob. I fear your viewers might find that rather unsettling.
Or you could special order a Mike look-a-like sex doll with a mount for his detachable penis [Dint, dint, dint...].
A sex doll Mike. Yeah…that’s deeply creepy.
Perhaps its best that Mike does not have a detachable penis [Dint, dint, dint...]
It would be my big solo moment! That said, if we set the camera just so, you wouldn’t even be able to tell… As long as it could still ejactulate. Can it ejaculate? (Hypothetically, of course.)
It’s probably all for the best that such a thing doesn’t exist. It could get weird and creepy pretty fast.
Yes. I think just about any body part vanishing, even the less essential or beloved ones, would be pretty tough to take.
I have a major crush on Olivia. Proudly geek, Euro-Asian gorgeous and damn funny.
Its so cool that she has the confidence to make her lovely breasts the focus of a comedy sketch.
If I ever woke to this nightmare, I would just as shocked and anguished.
Thanks for another comic gem Camille!
She is very crush-worthy. I approve! And I’m very glad you enjoyed this laugh. I figured that if it entertained me, I probably wouldn’t be the only one amused in our delightful little community.
“This definitely hit close to home for Mike, as he’s a huge fan of my breasts.”
Well yea, if I was him I’d love every aspect of your body as well.
I think it’s natural for a guy to be that in love with both the physical and mental parts of their wife/girlfriend.
Look at it this way, that love for your body equals great sex. Any man who loves your body that much is willing to give you the best sex he can give every time, every chance he can get.
At least that’s how it was for me, and I imagine it is for you guys considering you have a whole website about it.
Aw, you’re sweet, SimpleMan! I think it’s great that we have that connection on all levels. It makes me really happy, hence the website.
Tits are strange. I love fondling boobs, sucking on the nipples, and watching them sway above me, but other than that and the beauty of the shape, what pleasure do they bring to a man. Oh I also like to see a woman wearing a dress with the top pulled down just under the bare breasts.
I have found flat chested women just as much fun as busty women. The personality, the passion, this is the essence of a relationship.
Sorry to get philosophic, but yes the video is funny. Thanks for sharing.
I’m more than happy for you to get philosophical about breasts here. This is a safe space.
Breasts of all shapes and sizes are really gorgeous… There can be cute quirks, sexy looks and individualistic responses to stimulation right across the board. I love that!
Fun movie, I hope that never happens to you. I would die if I can not see you as today. Kisses.
I hope not too! That would be pretty scary!
Am I the only person who was disturbed by the “Boy Meets World” principal in a tit video? Guess I must be straighter than I thought.
Haha! I didn’t realize, but that is hilarious!