XKCD (and Me) on Penises

 

Oh, XKCD, you never fail to make this geek giggle.  This particular comic has always resonated with me, and I feel that I come back to it a lot.  This isn’t to say that I’m sick of hearing about the totally legitimate concerns and tribulations surrounding the penis, but I do dearly wish we lived in a society where they didn’t need to be so prevalent.

 

I get asked time and time again about what I think about circumcision, as if there is a right answer.  I hear so many uncut men who are afraid that women don’t like foreskins…  I hear so many circumcised men who are worried about the sensation they may have lost…  It just makes me sad to think about all these people with such doubt about these amazing parts of their bodies.  The male ego is so much more fragile than people think, and there is so much damage done when we have such innate cultural preferences about something that’s difficult or impossible to change.  Of course, this goes beyond just penises, but that’s where my head is…  No pun intended.

 

My biggest problem is with the size dilemma, because I work in porn.  The industry pushes such a uniform penis model and it has seeped into the male consciousness so much.  When we show our porn with a totally lovely and average penis, people just don’t know what to do about it.  Some people react well, some others not so well…  It’s mostly just surprising to people.  I think that if more porn companies showed a wider range of shapes and sizes, we’d be so much better off.  For now, at least we have XKCD to be the voice of reason.

16 thoughts on “XKCD (and Me) on Penises

  1. Cal

    I don’t know if it’s because my penis is about the same size as Mike’s, or if it’s just because I’ve been seeing him for so long, but now when I watch porn with “industry standard” super-sized men, they seem abnormal rather than some “holy grail” to which I should aspire. So… kudos on having TAOB work its magic reverse psychology on at least one guy!

    Big, tiny, average— they should all be “just right” for Goldilocks and her bear!

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    1. Cal

      Also, I wonder if anyone’s ever made a funny video about various people holding their hands apart a various number of inches, and then reveal that they all work in a shoe store and are measuring people’s feet, or are amateur fishermen talking about the size of the fish they’ve caught, or something totally random like that? Just, you know, to show that the entire world doesn’t always revolve around cocks. (It also revolves around feet and seafood.) ;-D

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    2. Camille Post author

      I totally agree, Cal. It’s nice to get accustomed to something that isn’t attempting to create a “gold standard” of penis sizes… There’s nothing wrong with any size. It’s all about variety and respecting and enjoying whatever is attached. :)

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      1. impassion8

        Funny that you mention that, Camille. I think you have them in Canada also, but there is a fast food sandwich chain here in the states called Subway. They litter TV with commercials depicting people holding up both hands, measuring out an imaginary foot long sandwich. I’m sure that they knew what they were doing when they came up with this campaign. Everyone that I observe watching these commercials ends up laughing. But why are they laughing?

        This is a topic that I relate with and constantly struggle with. I am also comparative in size to Mike, but it’s hard to tell. I’m not at all afraid to admit that the thing that have helped me the most are visiting here. I know that there are other resources, but actually having a virtual conversation with Camille makes me feel like I’m talking to a friend.

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        1. Cal

          Right! Because Camille is so wonderfully nonjudgmental, and supportive, and encouraging! She knows that the trick to true romance is confidence and communication, not a gallon of yogurt and a donkey cock. Friends are the people who say “You can do anything with anything because you’re already great,” and Camille is definitely one of those friends.

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          1. Camille Post author

            I had an image of flowers, candles, wine, a gallon of yogurt and a donkey cock… That’s one way to spend an evening!

            And I appreciate so much to know that you consider me not only a friend, but the good kind. ;)

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        2. Camille Post author

          We definitely have Subway here. I think I’ve seen the hands you’re talking about and I’ve certainly paused.

          I’m glad to know that the site is able to make you feel more normalized, because that’s what you actually are. :)

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  2. Michele from Taranto (Italy)

    Oh Camille, we need a lot of people like you and XKCD… Don’t leave us please…

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  3. impassion8

    Thanks Camille & Cal. And thank you Mike for giving us guys a new complex instead of penis envy – Camille Envy!

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  4. Gilles

    Camille,

    What I really like about your videos is not the size of the cock. I’m used to size variations… so that’s not as surprising for me.

    What I really like is the fact that completely contrary to the huge variety of the porn industry production, when you start with Mike, you start with him NOT AROUSED. And that’s really refreshing.

    The porn industry has accustomed us to seing men in full erection the moment you unzip their pants. They harden at the flick of a switch. Not very realistic, and so giving men and women unrealistic expectations.

    So when we see Mike starting “at rest”, and then slowly, at your rythm, getting harder and bigger, that is so much more close to what real people live.

    Thanks for doing it the way WE do it. Thanks for showing us NORMALITY with art. Thanks for using PORN to create ART with NORMALITY.

    Thank-you!

    Gilles

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  5. I Latte

    Well, I like your website anyway for its quality however i got a small penis – 4″ inch erect and i ve been rejected more times by women since i was a teenager. I m married but my wife constantly reminds me about it so I’m happy to watch your videos as it makes me feel normal. Goes like me , well i like giving women head and try so hard to satisfy but its nigh on impossible to convince any girl when you get naked in front of them. I wish there were more women like you out there.

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    1. Camille Post author

      It’s a shame that your wife makes it a focal point. Have you spoken to her about it? There’s no need for it to be an ongoing issue in your relationship, and it sounds like she needs to get over that.

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