How to Get Away With Watching Porn at Work (Using History) — powered by Cracked.com
After my epic 16 question Reddit AMA continuation post from yesterday, I figured I’d share something light and entertaining about porn. This video came to me a while back (no pun intended) and I think that you’ll all find it amusing. It’s about finding a way to get to enjoy porn at work… Imagine, The Art of Blowjob breaks… The possibilities are endless.
Despite the fact that it’s all obviously a joke, the guy makes quite a case for it, sharing a number of important reasons why porn could actually be very inspiring to a business. Funny, haha, all of that, but the case for porn as a hub for enterprising people who are pushing to the forefront of society and technology is actually built quite nicely.
Did this video make you laugh? What do you think of the ideas behind it? Do you think he makes a good point? Would you ever work in an environment like that, with a more “open” policy? Or have you every sneakily looked at porn at work?
Just goes to show that a guy with a hard-on will spill out any amount of B.S. to get his nut off!
Part of me is glad there isn’t masturbation breaks at the desk, some people work sloppy and have bad aim.
What happens if you work in porn? Do you have to squeeze in the occasional CNN break? Does the boss come in and yell if you haven’t looked at enough boobs?
Haha, you can say that again.
And yes, I think that if you work in porn, you shouldn’t get caught reading the Wall Street Journal. Unless there’s a piece on porn. Then you’re in the clear.
Love guy’s remark “what is the internet but a place we put porn…and do other things on.” He is so right! You could not write a proper history of the internet without a whole chapter on the impact of porn.
This article pretty much supports Mr. Jack-off’s claim:
http://internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com/internet-pornography-statistics.html
These stats are truly astounding!
*Gasp* that article is very dated…Wiki to the rescue:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_pornography_statistics
No worries at all. You’re a consummate researcher.
He really is right! Porn is pretty amazing for that kind of innovation… Several kinds, really.