I just wanted to check in here to share some more amazing art by Dariusz Zapała. He has been sending me a steady flow of his beautiful digital paintings, so I wanted to post them here so you can all see his incredible talent.
It really is worth repeating that being the subject of such incredible art feels like no other feeling in the world. It’s so surreal to look at these beautiful works and realize that someone took the time to do this based on me. It’s amazing to see how he captures all the nuances of my face… Things that I feel don’t even come through in photos sometimes. It’s truly remarkable.
You can see more of his work on his Facebook page, and I hope you’ll all leave him some encouraging comments, because it’s not easy making such amazing works of art, I’m sure, and I certainly appreciate that he’s letting me share it all here with you.
Its amazing how he was able to captures the essence of your transcendentally beautiful eyes. He’s a truly gifted artist.
Your hair must have been a challenge as well. I bet he “mixed” a dozen different shades red before getting just the right one for each portrait.
Aw, I love compliments that compliment both of us.
It is often said of a woman that her beauty is inspiring. But Camille, your beauty actually does inspire painters and poets, much like legendary women of history. You have become a modern day Helen of Troy!
Camille of Montreal: The face that gave a thousand blowjobs..
HAHA! I should actually use that as a tagline. It’s probably true by now, too.
Hmm…let’s crunch the numbers to get a rough estimate.
You’ve been with Mike for over 14 years (?) or 170 months, give or take. 1000 divided by 170 rounds up to 6. So if, on average, you gave Mike more than 6 blowjobs a month, you have already reached the epic milestone of 1000.
Congratulations Camille!
Coming up on 17 years, actually! Can you believe it?
Re-calculating: that makes it fewer than 5 blowjobs a month.
Its obvious from your videos how much you two love each other so, yes, I can believe it.
Blowjob math is the best kind of math.
Blowjob Math:
Subtract pants –> Add mouth to penis –> Multiply passion –> Divide cum from balls –> Swallow remainder
Impressive math Cal, impressive.
We have all kinds of intelligence here!
HAHAHA! I am almost in tears here, Cal.