iPhone Innovation for Your Breasts

 

Mac geek alert!  I’m sure some of you have probably seen this on your travels throughout the internet, but of course I’ve got to say my piece about this brilliant little innovation, which combines two of my favourite things: sexy lingerie and Macs!  I’m a proud iPhone owner and also a woman, as you are no doubt aware, so I don’t always wear things with pockets big enough to accommodate my favourite piece of technology.  I like purses and all, but sometimes when you’re out and about, they’re annoying. On a nice spring day, I want to wear a simple dress and go for a walk feeling free and unencumbered…

 

Enter the JoeyBra – a bra that makes you feel like a technologically savvy kangaroo, enjoying your pouch for keys, money, ID or, of course, your iPhone!  There are other bras out there with similar features, but none (to my knowledge) with iPhone capacity, so understandably this has taken off.  Besides the enjoyability factor of being able to go anywhere without a bag, imagine the sexiness of being that up close and personal with your favourite Mac product…  Although the vibrate setting could tickle!

 

Unfortunately, currently they don’t go up to a 34D, so I’ll have to wait patiently… Or just sew a pocket in my bra!  :P

8 thoughts on “iPhone Innovation for Your Breasts

  1. JJ

    That’s awesome! I’ve started buy skirts with pockets because there’s no where to put my phone otherwise. Not my size either:(. Needs to be bigger. Although it might be weird reaching in my shirt to grab my phone. Might give some an accidental show;)

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    1. Cal

      Yeah, it seems both convenient and awkward… nice to carry a phone unobtrusively, but kind of ridiculous to fish it out in public…

      “Excuse me, madam, are your breasts ringing or do you just have a phone in your bra?”

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    2. Camille Post author

      I thought of that! Great if it’s just off, but if you’re popular, it might involve a lot of bending around and struggling.

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  2. Zenboy

    Wow, But you can always do what the “classy” Dames down under do, just stick it between your breasts.. I will never understand whay you would want an iphone so close to such important areas of the body, My iphone 4 makes my fingers numb if I use it to browse. So it stays OUT of my pants, but will stay in my heart.. hmm maybe I just need a Lead lined cover?

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