Nigella Talks Dirty

 

You all know by now that I have a big crush on Nigella Lawson.  She’s gorgeous, she’s in love with food and she’s a very sensual woman.  And that British accent!  I think she’s simply delicious.  I was recently pointed in the direction of this hilarious Youtube video and I just had to share it.

 

It’s a great compilation of a bunch of different episodes of Nigella’s various cooking shows, but put together so it sounds like she’s saying incredibly raunchy things, mostly about cream and clams and such.  It’s silly, but it’s also somewhat arousing all the same.  I think it’ just hearing that accent, using some British terms like tart for instance…  It all feels naughty and titilating.

 

I hope you have fun laughing at this little clip.  What do you think?  Does Nigella maybe secretly say things not unlike this video in her personal life?  I think there’s a lot to her under those gorgeous eyes and those incredible curves…

16 thoughts on “Nigella Talks Dirty

  1. MonkeyBlues

    Nigella has been twisting my lust socket for a long time. I to wonder if she realizes how suggestive and naughty she comes of as.

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  2. TabbyCatLady

    I used my connections back in England and was able to get Nigella to say those things especially for you, Camille. I get the same way when I close my eyes and listen to Patrick Stewart talking. The accent does do it!

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  3. Bart

    Thank you for introducing me to this gorgeous creature (next to Camille of course). You’re so right…those curves, that voice, that hair, those eyes…absolutely delicious. I think she must be a sexual powerhouse in the bedroom. I wonder what strikes her fancy…does she give good BJs? Does she like to have her clam eaten? Maybe she enjoys some nice anal. With those luscious ass cheeks that would be amazing. I would probably blow my load in a minute or two.

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  4. Rod

    Nigella is truely a renaissance woman.She’s a modern throwback to the age of the voluptuous homemaker.Watching her move,she’s got beautiful feminine energy.The video is funny but I just can’t see her really speaking that way

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  5. August MacGregor

    What a funny clip! I wonder if Nigella gets caught up in the sensuality of cooking (like someone else around here with sex), and she drops juicy phrases here and there. Then it takes a clever person to mash ‘em up together. I don’t follow Nigella’s show, but I’d love to see her prepare a Valentine’s dinner loaded with aphrodisiacs. February 14th is right around the corner…

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