Sped Up Porn


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Sometimes people wonder why I don’t talk or make lots of noise while I give a blowjob and now you have a very good answer right in front of you.  Never underestimate the power of speeding up a video to make your “sexy talk” and “passionate moaning” sound like a monkey or a chipmunk.

 

The only thing you hear in our porn are his sounds of satisfaction at the end, which is genuine and unaffected.  The rest is just focus on making him feel as good as I can, which is all done with my mouth shut.  ;)

 

None the less, I hope you get a laugh out of this, because I sure know that I did.  The mixture of seeing the silly acts and hearing those crazy high-pitched squawks creates quite a symphony for the senses…  Just not the kind you really want to experience.  :P

21 thoughts on “Sped Up Porn

  1. Jilly Boyd

    Ha, that is hilarious! I’m going to have the noises in my head for all eternity, I think. What I don’t get though, is the smacking around of the cock. Is that even pleasurable?

    Thanks for posting, Camille!

    xx

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  2. Christopher & Mandy

    Now that has to be one of the funniest things that we have ever seen! Thank you for posting that because now we will never look at those videos quite the same way! One word, AWESOME. Yes, your videos are definitely tastefully done!

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  3. TabbyCatLady

    Just watching it made me think…. would you get whiplash if you actually gave your man a blowjob that fast?

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  4. Cal84

    Oh. My. God. That is utterly hilarious and entirely too tragic! Whoever had that idea is a comedic genius. And, in a strange sense, the cartoonish quality of the sped-up sounds and actions just epitomizes the nature of these kind of blowjobs, where the man is constantly choking the woman, cock-slapping her in the face, or simply trying to pull her hair out and give her whiplash. (Although I have to confess, the “popping a cork” move with the cheek was pretty hilarious.)

    It can be helpful sometimes to be reminded that beneath all our words and thoughts, we’re still only animals—- just hopefully not Alvin & the Chipmunks!

    P.S., Jilly, I just want to comment [as a guy] that I don’t see the point of the cock smacking. It’s not something that would arouse me, and I definitely can’t imagine how it would “impress” a lady, except as some kind of primitive display of “look, I’m a man, even my cock is impervious to pain.” I don’t know.

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    1. Redact That

      Like Jilly with the slapping thing, I watched the cork popping thing and had to wonder if men actually like that? Who am I kidding, it’s their penis in a woman’s mouth. They probably love it.

      This clip just epitomised what I hate about that kind of porn (not the chipmunk bit – that was just about the only thing that made it endearing). Who wants to be belted around the face with an erect cock?! How is that in any way erotic? I just don’t get it.

      Thanks for posting this though CC – it’s good to chuckle about the silliness in mainstream porn sometimes.

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      1. Cal84

        Hi RT: although in general my penis loves any kind of attention it can get, I draw the “arousal line” based on whether or not my partner is enjoying it. Honestly, there’s no bigger buzzkill for me than if the other person isn’t enjoying herself. Even if cork-popping or face-slapping felt great to me (which they don’t– I’m a gentle-tongue-and-lips kind of guy), I wouldn’t “get off on it” if the woman was hating every moment. I’ve even lost my erection sometimes during a blowjob when I could tell my partner was just “going through the motions,” doing it because she thought she needed to or something. It’s all about desire and passion, not duty or obligation.

        That said, I know there are people out there who love trying crazy new moves (of all kinds), and no doubt there’s at least one woman somewhere who loves getting her cheek stretched out by a slimy penis. But that *doesn’t* mean that all women love it, so I guess the trick is just exploring each other’s limits and then *respecting* them.

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        1. Camille Post author

          I totally agree, Cal. It’s important to try new things, but if you can tell that someone doesn’t like it, it’s certainly worth re-evaluating the pleasure vs. displeasure issue.

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        2. Redact That

          I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Cal sounds like a keeper!

          I too am a big fan of mutual pleasure rather than one person’s pleasure at the expense of anothers.

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      2. Camille Post author

        Haha, I can’t believe that they’d like the cork pop more than a nice, deep suck or a few well-placed lick. I think that it’s just one of things that neither person really truly enjoys, but they’re both too polite to say.

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  5. Neo

    LOL that was hilarious

    I must admit there was something strangely cute about her reaction at 1:37, although when i say cute i mean like a cute animal LOL

    It really does show how we are really animals though. I’m sure if an alien saw some of our behaviors it would seem this bizarre

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  6. Xa

    That is quite hilarious, but your blowjobs aren’t exactly that much different, if you sped yours up they would look silly too. Your blowjobs are pretty sloppy and the only thing that makes yours any different is that you have mostly HD and slow motion videos. Sped up porn is always going to be hilarious. :)

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  7. ROFLCopter

    Put Yakety Sax in another window. Mute this. Click play on Yakety Sax. Wait about 3 seconds, then click play on this. Watch and laugh.

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