Halloween is only a week away and I’m already in the spirit. I found these amazing videos making the rounds and I just had to share them. I am a huge fan of zombie movies, TV shows, games, pretty much anything, so of course these would be right up my alley. But they’re not just zombie movies, they’re sexy zombie movies. They teach ways to fight off the zombie apocalypse with various different sex toys.
Their tactics are awesome and their ideas are actually pretty smart. Of course, most of them wouldn’t ACTUALLY work, but the idea of finding a way to ballgag and handcuff a zombie could work on certain types of zombies, as long as you worked in teams and had your hazmat suit on. Yes, these are the things I think about. Anyways, enough about my planning for the zombie apocalypse. Enjoy these awesome videos, made by the equally zombie-enthused people at LoveHoney.
Dildos and blow up doll for my zombie kit … check!
Sounds like you’re all set.
“Thank you for delivering all this stuff for zombie defence, but I’m all out of cash because they’ve got the ATM surrounded! How ever will I pay you?!”
There, my first full-length, high-budget, Vivid script…I’ll just wait for my cheque now.
The money will be rolling in.