Monthly Archives: January 2011

Why Pornstars Hate Facebook

Sexy redhead gives a sensual blowjob

I was perusing through a few blogs and I came across an article called Why Pornstars Hate Facebook.  Of course, knowing my track record with Facebook, it piqued my interest.  Unfortunately, when I got the comments, I got fairly saddened by how ignorant people are about performers from the porn industry.  This is the kind of thing I’m talking about:

All I wanna say is, “Good for you Facebook!”   Fuck freedom. I don’t want Plastic Fake Tits spammin’ all over my wall because my teenage nephew would see it. And it would be awkward.

That’s really classy.  Because porn performers would somehow be able to spam people’s walls?  All we want is fair access to a website which we can utilize to enhance our business, just like every single other business out there.

Wannabe porn stars and their spam is what tanked MySpace. Let’s not let it happen with facebook. Also, there’s the issue of wider use with fb, a lot more older adults, parents etc so it’s a more “sterile” environment, if you will.

Myspace tanked because it allowed way too many ridiculous customizations…  Not because of porn performers.

It just goes to show that the masses still aren’t very enlightened when it comes to porn people being real people.  I’m just thankful I have wonderful people like those of you who read my blog who know to treat all people. even naked people, with respect.

Bad Blowjob!

This may be kind of an old video, but I couldn’t resist the urge to show off another redhead giving a blowjob.  Or, well, about to give a blowjob.  I think it’s probably fair to say that she hasn’t seen any videos from The Art of Blowjob.  I just think this is hilarious…  Mostly the chomping noises.  At least she has nice teeth…
Have any of you ever had a less than satisfactory blowjob?  I’m talking dry, toothy, painful…  How did you react?  I’d like to think that anyone can improve their technique, and it always makes me so happy to hear that couples watch my porn together to improve the sensuality and pleasure in the blowjobs.  That said, you have to make sure to return the favour to your partners…  Hopefully that goes without saying.
So, have a great weekend and have some great blowjobs, or at least some fun with yourself while watching a really sensual blowjob.  I love you guys!

Sexy Video Shot with iPhone 4

Beatrix Ong Conceal/Reveal Autumn Winter 2010 from Mark Jubber on Vimeo.

In another testament to the brilliance of Apple, there’s a designer named Beatrix Ong who created a really sumptuous and sensual video for their line…  Using only an iPhone 4!  No, seriously.  This gorgeous video was entirely shot and edited using a device that fits in the palm of your hand.  Even though I’m obviously a huge tech fan, sometimes it still baffles me how far we’ve come in such a short period of time.

Beyond the fact that this video is really sexy and it’s a great use of technology from my favourite company, it furthers my statement that you absolutely don’t need a lot of money or big equipment to make beautiful videos of any kind…  including porn!  So many people talk about low production values being part of the fact that mainstream productions out of porn valley is somewhat low-budget.  That’s just not true, since you can do it with the same thing you use to call your friends.  You can do it using a moderately priced camera.  You can do it with very basic editing software.  All you need is to really think of what you’re doing and capture shots that are out of the standard format.

If more people thought outside the box and dared to be cinematic on a budget, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

Special thanks to Violet Blue for bringing this to my attention!

Blowjob in Motion

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As some of you may have already seen, there’s a new video up today on The Art of Blowjob.  I think it’s pretty sexy.  As you guys have made clear, you enjoy a little bit of a tit-job, so I included some moments where Mike was snug between my breasts.  That’s always a wonderful focal point for a video.

Speaking of video focal points…  Did you see the new star of the video?  The fireplace, that is.  Trust me, that’s a wonderful addition to our place.  It’s so cozy and warm…  There are very few things more wonderful than snuggling up in front of the fire and giving a blowjob.  Very, very sexy.

Do you like my outfit?  I got it La Vie en Rose recently and I’m in love with the colour.  It’s a deep indigo-blue an I think it looks so wonderful against my skin.  With the black nylons and minimal makeup, I just felt so comfortable and at ease.  I hope you like the look!  So, check out the rest of the video and let me know what you think of the lingerie, the fireplace and, of course, the blowjob.

Amazing Fan Art

Sexy redhead Camille Crimson gives a blowjob in fan art

I can’t say that I get too much fan art, but I wanted to share a really great piece I received recently.  The artist wishes to remain anonymous, but I couldn’t resist the urge to show it off because I think it’s so cool.  I would have never thought to photoshop myself in the style of Avatar, so it’s really interesting to see.  What do you all think?  Have you ever had fantasies of seeing something like this?  I know there’s an Avatar porn film, so they’re obviously not the only ones who came across the idea.

On that note, do any of you do any sort of artistic things?  Have you ever made fan art?  I consider it a lovely compliment and I’m always tickled when someone thinks of me as being part of their creative process.  It’s very flattering.  So, if you had ever thought about putting the pencil to the paper, or the cursor to the screen as the case may be, I’d love to see what you come up with!

The Invention of the Handjob

This Day In History: The Invention Of The Handjob

This is just a funny little video that I came across in my travels.  Even though I’m obviously a blowjob woman, my blowjobs always include a significant handjob component.  What can I say?  I like to vary sensations and make it count.  So, a salute to this fictional scientist who discovered one of our favourite activities!  I want to know…  Do you guys love handjobs?  If so, what do you like about them?  I’ve always been intrigued by the male reaction to this sex act.