I did a Black Friday sale for The Art of Blowjob. It’s 100% over, so if you missed it, you missed it. Sorry, but absolutely no begging will work, so don’t bother. ;)
Still, I’m interested to hear feedback. What do you think of sales for porn?
I did a Black Friday sale for The Art of Blowjob. It’s 100% over, so if you missed it, you missed it. Sorry, but absolutely no begging will work, so don’t bother. ;)
Still, I’m interested to hear feedback. What do you think of sales for porn?
Oh Camille – you’re quite the innovator. Me – not a fan: I Think you are something special and people should pay a premium to see you do your thing.
This reminds of when I used to go to strip clubs and the guys I’d go with wouldn’t “tip” the girls using the reasoning that they had already paid their cover charge and bought(a) drink(s). You deserve every dollar you get and more for your time and the enjoyment you bring to your viewers. Discounts are a slippery slope (And speaking of slippery slopes – MORE Camille breasts please!)
You have raised the bar on this to ‘art’. Does this mean Monet is offering a 2 for 1 deal?
I can see what you mean in a way, Steve. For me, the occasional discount on anything is okay, but certainly it’s important to remember that things like porn do have value.
I think you are priceless camille. The premium price for you quality of work is a small price to pay. So in the spirit of black friday, i accept your generous offer. Is this for new members, and the already satisfied members? How does that work for already a member.
Thanks so much, Phil.
As for the membership, you would have to cancel and resubscribe, but it seems like you may have figured that out.
I have taken advantage of your generous holiday offer. Thank you and Merci!
Special offers are just that. Special. If you offer something from time to time that you feel your fans (subscribers or just followers) would appreciate, then offer a special. A lagniappe.
That’s very true, Pete. Specials are rare, but they are a little extra incentive.
….since we’re on the subject of numbers….
Hello Camille –
After you mentioned you had been with Mike for 15 years I was running some numbers in my head and trying to quantify just how lucky Mike is. As such I came up with these calculations and would appreciate your review and comment:
If you love the blow job as much as I presume you do and it’s not just a marketing thing I am estimating Mike might receive an average of 20-25 blow jobs a month. I arrived at this figure as so:
A. There are certain days out of the month when the only thing you want to put in your mouth is coffee or fries and gravy.
B. Mike has pissed you off.
C. You’re shooting other portions of the Camille Crimson media empire and Mike has to “settle for” a foot job, hand job, etc.
D. Mike is unable or simply disinterested in a blow job that day. After 15 years it’s vanilla, vanilla, vanilla….I wish I had some strawberry that day.
Okay; so that removes 10 days from every month. That leaves 20 days and the potential for 20 blow jobs of all different types, styles, fantasies, whatever. Here’s where it gets statistically dicey: There are certain days when Mike is an absolute machine. Or days when he’s willing to put in the work and beg for a second BJ and/or you are charged up like an espresso machine fired up on triple shots. That makes for the possibility of two-fer days and the statistical outliers that are those handful of days when two blow jobs a day are not outside the realm of probability. There is also the distinct possibility that at the outset of your relationship with Mike there were days when two blow jobs a day were not unheard of…
Because we can’t say for certain what goes on during these five days a month we can put a ‘high’ estimate at 22.5 blow jobs per month; 270 blow jobs a year; and….impressively enough: Just over four thousand blow jobs in Mike’s 15 years with you…
Okay….now for the low estimate. Here we have to assume that the Camille Crimson brand takes a lot of work. With multiple websites, a rich social life, and the demands of professional and personal life, the number of estimated blow jobs per month falls to…..(gasp!)….10. (yikes). However, here too we may assume that there are certain days when the spark between you and Mike reignites big time and the low of 10 could be exceeded by 50%!!! Leaving us at 15 blow jobs per month. On the other hand we can also assume that – like any male – Mike screws up and is denied the rich bounty that are your lips and mouth and we dock Mike 2.5 blow jobs per month – leaving us with an average of 12.5 blow jobs per month; 150 blow jobs per year; but with Mike still clocking in at an impressive 2250 blow jobs during his relationship with you.
So – Camille – we have a range that goes from 2,250 to 4,050 blow jobs. Impressive any way you look at it. Kudos Mike!
I don’t know about you but immediately after finishing these calculations I had a cigarette and fell asleep.
Wow, Steve! That’s quite a thorough calculation! I’m not sure if it’s accurate, but it seems about right to me. Maybe on the higher end of that.
I took the advantage of this fantastic sale because I want to support you and would like to see more fantastic contents from you in near future.
I literally LOLed so hard from reading Steve’s comment. Like what he said, I said kudos to Mike.
Thanks so much, Shogun. Your support means a lot!