Since I did a post about the women I’d like to fuck, I thought it would only be fair to the gentlemen out there if I made a list for them, too. Of course, we all know that Mike is at the top of my list, but a girl can still fantasize a bit, right? So, you’re probably going to notice right away that my list of men is very different than my list of women, and not only because of the gender switch. Pretty much my entire list of men is based on my geekiness, so not all the men on it are as hot as someone like Dita Von Teese, but what they lack in conventional sex-appeal they more than make up for in other areas.
Without further ado, here’s my list!
The first gentleman on my list is one you might recognize from a little show called Star Trek: The Next Generation.
That’s right. It’s Michael Dorn as Worf! That rugged, ridged head is just to die for, am I right? I’m such a Star Trek geek. It’s because he’s got such a primal aspect in the character. It’s all right there.
But seriously, as a non-Klingon, he’s pretty sexy. He’s got a real warmth about him, but he’s still very striking and sexy. In and out of costume/makeup, I would definitely fuck him. He’s tall, he has a deep voice and I just love that about him.
The next man on my list is from another one of my favourite sci fi shows… Battlestar Galactica!
It’s William Adama, played by Edward James Olmos. I am an absolute sucker for a man in uniform. He’s strong and he’s a real leader. I find that so sexy. He’s got the perfect blend of quiet power. Plus, his eyes really pierce through and emote.
Who’s next on my list? Well, as a Mac evangelist if would be pretty hard to skip over this genius…
Steve Jobs! Really, is anyone surprised? This man gave the world the most wonderful computers in the world and completely revolutionized the way we listen to music. I would want to fuck him in an iBed, which would be like a giant iPad with pillows and a bunch of great vibrating apps.
So, I didn’t say that all of my choices would be purely geeky…
I find Edward Norton to be so sexy. Ever since I saw Fight Club, I’ve had periodic fantasies about how he shed his meekness and embraced all of the animal nature inside of him. He could unleash that all in bed… I hear he can be kind of a bitch in real life, but I’m sure I could set him straight.
As a music lover, obviously I’d have to include a musician…
Trent Reznor is so sexy. I love NIN and I’ve always had a crush on him. His vocals are so seductive, his lyrics are so raw and his music is just so intense. Besides, look at how sexy and brooding he can be? I’d push that hair out of his eyes and fuck him like an animal.
Finally, my number one is pretty obvious, and another score for Star Trek…
Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Just look at him! He’s so debonaire. He has such charm, wit and presence, he’s just like a magnet and all eyes are drawn to him. That accent is so unbelievably sexy. I’d make it so hard. (See what I did there?) But seriously, how could anyone not want to be all over him? Trekker or not, you can’t deny that the man is hot.
I was going to include my love for sci fi writer Ray Bradbury, but that might be a little creepy since he’s in his 90s. That said, I agree with this video in a big way.
So, that’s my list. What do you think? Do you like my choices? Are you surprised? Is there anyone you thought I’d pick but didn’t?