Men I Would Like to Fuck

Hi everyone!

Since I did a post about the women I’d like to fuck, I thought it would only be fair to the gentlemen out there if I made a list for them, too.  Of course, we all know that Mike is at the top of my list, but a girl can still fantasize a bit, right?  So, you’re probably going to notice right away that my list of men is very different than my list of women, and not only because of the gender switch.  Pretty much my entire list of men is based on my geekiness, so not all the men on it are as hot as someone like Dita Von Teese, but what they lack in conventional sex-appeal they more than make up for in other areas.

Without further ado, here’s my list!

The first gentleman on my list is one you might recognize from a little show called Star Trek: The Next Generation.

That’s right.  It’s Michael Dorn as Worf!  That rugged, ridged head is just to die for, am I right?  I’m such a Star Trek geek.  It’s because he’s got such a primal aspect in the character.  It’s all right there.

But seriously, as a non-Klingon, he’s pretty sexy.  He’s got a real warmth about him, but he’s still very striking and sexy.  In and out of costume/makeup, I would definitely fuck him.  He’s tall, he has a deep voice and I just love that about him.

The next man on my list is from another one of my favourite sci fi shows…  Battlestar Galactica!

It’s William Adama, played by Edward James Olmos.  I am an absolute sucker for a man in uniform.  He’s strong and he’s a real leader.  I find that so sexy.  He’s got the perfect blend of quiet power.  Plus, his eyes really pierce through and emote.

Who’s next on my list?  Well, as a Mac evangelist if would be pretty hard to skip over this genius…

Steve Jobs!  Really, is anyone surprised?  This man gave the world the most wonderful computers in the world and completely revolutionized the way we listen to music.  I would want to fuck him in an iBed, which would be like a giant iPad with pillows and a bunch of great vibrating apps.

So, I didn’t say that all of my choices would be purely geeky…

I find Edward Norton to be so sexy.  Ever since I saw Fight Club, I’ve had periodic fantasies about how he shed his meekness and embraced all of the animal nature inside of him.  He could unleash that all in bed…  I hear he can be kind of a bitch in real life, but I’m sure I could set him straight.

As a music lover, obviously I’d have to include a musician…

Trent Reznor is so sexy.  I love NIN and I’ve always had a crush on him.  His vocals are so seductive, his lyrics are so raw and his music is just so intense.  Besides, look at how sexy and brooding he can be?  I’d push that hair out of his eyes and fuck him like an animal.

Finally, my number one is pretty obvious, and another score for Star Trek…

Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard.  Just look at him!  He’s so debonaire.  He has such charm, wit and presence, he’s just like a magnet and all eyes are drawn to him.  That accent is so unbelievably sexy.  I’d make it so hard.  (See what I did there?)  But seriously, how could anyone not want to be all over him?  Trekker or not, you can’t deny that the man is hot.

I was going to include my love for sci fi writer Ray Bradbury, but that might be a little creepy since he’s in his 90s.  That said, I agree with this video in a big way.

There’s even a pretty cute picture of Ray Bradbury watching the video.  I wonder what face he’d make if he knew I wanted to show him The Art of Blowjob.

So, that’s my list.  What do you think?  Do you like my choices?  Are you surprised?  Is there anyone you thought I’d pick but didn’t?

39 thoughts on “Men I Would Like to Fuck

  1. Paul

    Ha ha, you are really the stereotype of girl-who-wears-glasses! Not that that’s a bad thing. Among others, Bill Clinton always went for the serious types; that’s why he wound up with Hillary Rodham instead of any of the countless trollops he knew.

    Ray Bradbury transcends science fiction. And it’s hard for me to think of Fahrenheit 451 without picturing Julie Christie as cast by François Truffaut. And Jean-Luc Picard – well, he defines bald chic.

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  2. AJG

    I’m somewhat surprised you did not include the Geeky-est Star Treker of all … Spock !! Don’t you remember the episode he went into heat. Great intellect and crazy passion in one package. Bradbury is a brilliant guy, he spoke at my college many years ago, but he might not make it through a night with you (even when he was younger). I bet he would be flattered though.

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    1. Camille Post author

      Spock is awesome, but he doesn’t crack my top, um, 6 list. I’m so jealous that you got to see Bradbury speak. I would be so honoured to be in his presence.

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  3. Jason

    Totally legit! A bit on the geek side, yes, HOWEVER, I’ve been told by just about everybody I know that I look just like Edward Norton. :) Lucky me… I think????

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  4. Jens

    Camille, please be honest. You only forgot me in that list, because you don’t have a picture of me, didn’t you? ;)

    I may be to young for you if I see the names in that list. *g*

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  5. Alexander

    Ahh, you’re too awesome.

    I had a man-crush on half of those guys at one point or another. Trent Reznor, Patrick Stewart. When I was a kid I had every magazine I could find with Steve Jobs on it. Other kids looked up to athletes, I worshipped Steve Jobs. When he came back to Apple I celebrated (and bought as much AAPL as I could afford).

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  6. Paul

    And it’s a refreshing relief that your list doesn’t resemble the sort of guys I hear women tell me they want to boff: George Clooney, Jon Stewart, and the like.

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  7. Jason

    Yes Camille, I do indeed look like Edward Norton, and my wife looks like Jennifer Connolly. My wife said she’d be happy to make a trip to Canada and you could fuck us both. It’s really a win win for all involved. :)

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  8. Ed

    I’ve been told I look like Peter Parker…
    the actual comic drawing, not Tobey Maguire…
    :)

    And since your list is fantasy (read, never in my wildest dreams would it ever come true) I wouldn’t mind if you said, ” and my number 1000 would be Ed, because he looks like Spiderman, the ultimate geek hero…”

    10,000?
    :)

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  9. DaringDame

    OMG!!! You are the only other person I have EVER come across who also wants Worf!!! I have told people this and they think I’m nuts LOL. LOVE IT!! And I love your blow jobs, too!

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  10. Sneaky Ess

    im supreised you haveny included the likes of Warrne Beatty , Jack Nicholson or geroeg Mcfly from back to the future – perosnally you’d love that biker from sons of anarchy – him and you togther i would run thru my dirty lil mind – his hard hands on that soft suptle ivory skin, your pink nipples and labia respondiong to him. and aas a redhead you’d be getting very mosit yoknowing u were fucking a badbboy. Thank you for your work – i can fantasize about you when i make love to my wife.. thank you babe

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      1. Sneaky Ess

        you surpise me – in fact i was a nerd when i was younger – i couldnt attarct a woman still at 40 – Mikes a lukcy guy.

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  11. Sneaky Ess

    im supreised you haveny included the likes of Warrne Beatty , Jack Nicholson or geroeg Mcfly from back to the future – perosnally you’d love that biker from sons of anarchy – him and you togther i would run thru my dirty lil mind – his hard hands on that soft suptle ivory skin, your pink nipples and labia respondiong to him. and aas a redhead you’d be getting very mosit yoknowing u were fucking a badbboy.

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  12. Grant

    heh…good list…my wife always confused me because she would always list the pretty boys when we talked about these things (ie. Tom,Leonardo,Brad, etc)..but then she would always throw in Mickey Rourke! I kinda liked that…nothing wrong with liking a bad boy…

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  15. Troy

    OK. Women I’d like to Fuck.
    Christina Hendricks
    Helen Mirren
    Diane Lane
    Lady Gaga
    Katy Perry
    Susan Hendricks(HLN)

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