Comments on: How To Ask For A Blow Job

By: Leo W

Leo W — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:23:56 +0000

I’m already begging you Vallery, and that’s just so I can give you cyber-face to worship that hot pink pussy of yours while watching you worship your lucky man. I believe that cunnilingus is the most sincere form of flattery, not to mention respect, not just as foreplay, a prelude, but a never-ending prayer for your gushing forgiveness for every wrong that’s been done to flaming redheads by mortal men since the dawn of humanity, but never by me, aside from the odd agonizing orgasm, an anointing of my spirit in the holiest o Holy Water, the fountain that spurts frm the mound of Venus and quenches my unholy thirtst. God, Odin, let her read this! just a footnote, between the fourth and the fifth-last words of my plea, I went into the hall to give my ear-witnees report to a handsome and pleasant young constable Summer, whose badge number is 119, the flip side of 911. SOSOSOX

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:55:50 +0000

Holly crap Jacob who piss in your Cornflake this morning lol

By: Jacob Thibeault

Jacob Thibeault — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:49:50 +0000

These supposedly “humorous” articles that promote an obnoxious double standard in sex and relationships are irritating and condescending. Any guy who has to beg his girlfriend or wife for a blowjob is with the wrong woman. Any woman who has to beg for her sexual and/or emotional needs to be met is with the wrong man. It’s not a privilege to have your desires and needs met by your partner; it’s a requirement.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:58:09 +0000

Now what am I going to do with all of these penis-shaped boxes for presents, if I can’t put my penis in them and expect a blowjob? This is cruel, considering the timing.

By: Ajit

Ajit — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:24:31 +0000

How unfair -_-