Monthly Archives: June 2008

Sweet and Soft: A Kitchen to Shower Secret

No, this post is not about cucumbers or carrots.

When it comes to feeling and being sexy, there isn’t just how you look that counts. What I’m talking about is your skin. Is it soft, does it smell good? Come closer, I’ll share one little secret of mine with you :)

Lemon
Beautiful photo from Ms Tea on Flickr

On thing I love very much is when my boyfriend touches my skin. He can touch any part of my body and I am confident that he will feel it is soft and tender. It makes me feel sexy and beautiful and obviously, he always wants to touch me, again and again.

I’m an anti-miracle-cream girl – I don’t have any except my Green Beaver Facial Cream – so my secret is not a cream you’d buy at the pharmacy. It’s something so simple and that most people have in their kitchen. Girls will love it and boys, I’m telling you to try it.

You need:

  • 1/2 Lemon juice
  • 2 the spoon honey
  • 5 tbl spoon sugar

Mix it in a bowl (it has to be a thick paste) and bring it with you for a shower. You don’t need to wash before – except for you little stinky parts. Just rub it all over your body and face very gently, rinse and proceed to what ever is your routine after a shower. Use once or twice a week.

Do you have a little secret that you regularly use to be and feel more sexy?

Sunday’s Sermon on Sexual Purity: The Denial of what Makes us Very Human

I sort of freaked out because I understood a bit more why sex is such a controversial subject for religious people as I read this passage of the Bible (No! I don’t own a Bible, I’m not that crazy)

1 Corinthians 6:15-20, “Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, ‘The two will become one flesh.’ But he who unites himself with the Lord is one with him in spirit. Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body. Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.”

Sexual Act
Unknown photographer

Yes I know, this is just common nonsense but you have to admit that it explains why Christians need to be sexually pure – God is holy, we must be holy – and are fiercely disputing and fighting anything and anyone who dare go against their believes of what is acceptable and what is prohibited.

Some preachers argue that God himself made sex and that good Christians should not think that He is against it – although almost everything the Bible teaches is about the prohibited stuff.

Speaking of prohibited sexual behavior, here are ten’s that most Christian would agree with (the list is not exhaustive, I know):

  1. IncestAgree: Anything that has to do with little girls and little boys is upsetting, disgusting and well you know
  2. HomosexualityStrongly disagree: I love women and understand how someone can be attracted to others of the same sex
  3. RapeStrongly agree: Duh
  4. Consensual sex with one other than your mate (that’s when you are not married and have sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend with whom you’ve been for 2, 5, 15, 20+ years or that pretty girl or handsome Joe you meet at the -ice cream-bar) – Strongly disagree: Marriage is such a waste.
  5. AdulterySomewhat Agree: Not because you’re having sex with someone else but because you are lying to the person who has the most confidence and faith in you
  6. LustStrongly disagree: It’s nature at it’s best!
  7. ProstitutionStrongly disagree: But I can have a clear reason as to why. It’s been there for so long and we all need it.
  8. BestialityStrongly agree: Your dog doesn’t speak otherwise it would tell you to fuck someone else and besides, he’s your best friend, not your fuck friend
  9. Sex during menstrual periodStrongly disagree: WTF?
  10. Harm the bodyDisagree: As long as there are rules and limits

Note: I’ve posted later then usual because I had to do lots of research and I know very little about religions, the Bible and so forth.

I apologize that this is also a longer post then usual but I thought it would be interesting to discuss. So go ahead and “speak” what you think in the comments, don’t be shy :)

How to Make a Man Extremely Impulsive

Oh I love this post title! It can mean so many things. For instance, it could mean to some nice lady that the man will be under her controle, which is quite nice for a dominatriX – but I don’t think she needs any advice because her “under control” skills are at their peak.

And then it could mean a lot of presents and money to a greedy lady. I don’t really like this category so lets switch to a more … humble category.

The more humble lady would want her man to be extremely impulsive when it comes to love. Getting the man to be romantic and watch a kleenex movie with her all cuddle up on the sofa and doing it so willingly. I don’t like this category either but it’s for illustration purposes.

And all they would have to do is this:

If you want to make your man spend a little more money, all you need to do is strut about in a bikini or other sexy outfits, as such things make men extremely impulsive when it comes to taking decisions either related to money or diet.

Quote from Times of India

Wall-e

Ok, I went to fare with the dominatriX and the romantiX girl, but really? Well I guess I know what to do to get a cute little Wall-e robot toy!

Bathroom Adventures

Bathroom Adventures on Flickr has no name but BA. She started to take pictures 5 years ago in bathrooms everywhere she went. As a result, she has built an impressive and intriguing photo stream with over 450 photos.

Bathroom Adventures on Flickr

I accord it to you, being in the bathroom isn’t really the most sexy thing in the world. But BA – I love to think her name could be… Beatrice Aldridge – is such a tease in all sorts of position in this confined room.

Her pictures are sexy, brave and creative with an extra that is so appealing to me that I wish we could friends. And there is this:

Tonight I checked my stats that they show that I have 869,390 hits since I started tracking this in January. I HOPE to have 1 million views by JULY 4th!!! As an INCENTIVE I will Post something very lovely, very dirty and very erotic if I can manage to hit 1 million by this date. Sounds kind of interesting huh??? So check back often, link me, and tell your friends to peek… I promise you- Fireworks for our Independence Day!!! xoxoxox