Everything is Phallic

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Penis-like strawberry

Sometimes I think I navigate the world just a bit differently because of just how many blowjobs I’ve given over the years.  I’m like that kid from the Sixth Sense, except instead…  I see penises.  I see them everywhere.  Well, no, not really.  But I think I do have a finely tuned eye for phallic details.  But, I’m not alone.  Buzzfeed seems to have the same affliction!

The above photos is the most obvious one.  The cream?  Come on!  Then this one is hilarious largely due to the positioning right in his lap:

Clipboard that looks like a phallus

But, perhaps my favourite of all are the completely accidental phalluses that crop up in photos made up of “innocent” (but what’s innocent, really?) body parts…  Like this poor woman’s toe!

Her toe looks like a penis

It might take you a second to spot it…  Unless you’re like me and you have the skill.  They have a bunch more on their site and hopefully you’ll take this little Tuesday afternoon laugh with a grain of salt and enjoy the moment of diversion.  Oh, and feel free to post your favourites here too!

Sex Scenes in Films

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Camille giving a sweet stroking handjob

This is an interesting article that has been making its way around the porn-related part of the interwebs today from the New York Times…  It’s a little on the academic side, but it gets to address the idea that some people get really freaked out and upset when there’s “pornographic” sex in movies, especially when it’s not the most authentic representation of sex.  I’m not talking a nude scene here, but actual sex scenes.

The author of the piece (Mireille Miller-Young) suggests that there’s something pretty wrong about how flagrantly up in arms people get about sex in films (and all pop culture, really) when it’s actually explicit or accurate, given how poor most places are about educating their public about sex, but also that it’s understandable when it comes to people who feel like the depiction is just for titillation, and not actually sincere.  If anything, more inclusion of sex would benefit those watching the movies, who might be inspired to learn a bit more about themselves or their partners, but only if it’s realistic…

She continues to suggest that, in fact, sex in porn itself has a lot more to offer an audience than a Hollywood film, so maybe we shouldn’t be so concerned with labels like “pornographic” and be more concerned about showing what sex could be.  What do you think?  Do you think porn can be a good tool for visibility of different ways of having sex?  Do you think that mainstream films could ever catch up to sharing authentic sex?

Red Thoughts

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Redhead Camille Crimson gives an erotic blowjob

As you know from reading this blog, I do think a lot.  I love having this space to share my thoughts, whether they’re just little musings about every day life or in depth ideas about porn or sexuality.  One thing that I think I can never get enough of is sharing my personal experiences and accounts of giving blowjobs, almost in real time.  Red Thoughts is an attempt at just that, in video form.

Somehow this feels like somewhat of a lens to view my sexuality from the inside.  I can’t describe exactly how or why…  I just know that I feel like something about this video understood the way Mike and I play together, and that ends up displaying a lot of what is going on behind the scenes and in my brain, so to speak.  Our interplay is always at the core of what’s going on with my mind.  It’s the best way to anticipate his needs and get really aroused by what’s going on.  It’s not that I’m over-thinking anything, just being aware of my thoughts and how they impact just how amazing it all can be.  It’s just another way to be sensual and almost overwhelmed by the passion and connection.

Hopefully you get the same sense I do from this video.  Not that it isn’t very important that it’s all about Mike too, but something about this video just feels like an elegant capture of what’s going on in my fascinating little world while I’m giving a blowjob.  The trailer should give you an idea of what I’m talking about, but the full video will hopefully immerse you into my blowjob psyche.  Then you can finally fully comprehend what’s going on under all of this hair!

So You Want to Make Porn

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Loving sweet blowjob by a hot redhead

I do get a certain amount of e-mails and social media comments/messages asking how to be in porn…  Sometimes they’re just trying to get a blowjob, but they’re often being sincere.  ;)  But, the truth is that we built our beautiful porn world all by ourselves from the ground up.  Our company is just the result of hard work, not connections to companies/producers to help get the job done.  That’s not really how it works outside of a few parts of the world and a few segments of the industry…  So outside of telling people to learn how to shoot, edit, code, share their thoughts and their body…  Well, I don’t have a ton of practical options.

Now I do have a good couple of resources when potential pornstars come to call in the form of great advice from Stoya and Ms. Naughty, predominantly for women and men respectively.  It’s really great to see performers and directors alike putting out a realistic depiction of what it is to make porn, what is expected of you, what personality traits are required and what the job really entails.  So many people think it’s all flowers and rainbows and cumshots, but it’s much more than that, especially when you’re talking about mainstream porn.  That’s one of the best things about making our own beautiful porn…  Natural light is much less hot than big studio lights!  And it requires a lot less makeup, too!

Have any of you ever thought about making your own porn or venturing out into the industry to strike out and become a pornstar?  Whether or not you’re interested, these articles definitely paint a much more realistic portrayal of the industry, especially compared to what many people believe it to be.

Ikea Porn Update

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The Art of Blowjob on Ikea porn Tumblr

You can’t imagine how great I think this is…  I got a message from the owner of Just Another Ikea Catalog featuring a link to my very own GIF featuring the patented Ikea catalog font and description.  We’ve been immortalized on one of the wittiest Tumblrs I’ve come across in recent history!

You can check out the full post here and hopefully follow them and check out all the upcoming pornographic Ikea spottings!  As I told him, there’s much more where that came from, so hopefully there’ll be more GIFs of our Ikea porn love in the future.  What’s better than a blowjob accented by classy and affordable decor, after all?

Maybe best of all, he linked to us and clearly indicated where the GIF was from.  Very kind of him.  So many people forget to credit, and it’s definitely a big deal to those of us who make our own content and want it to be shared…  Just without hiding the original source!

Hopefully this amuses you as much as it did me!

The First Time You Saw

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Cleavage and cock together

I got a really interesting question the other day from someone who reached out to me via e-mail, and I figured I would pose it to all of you so we can start a nice little discussion…  What did you think when you first saw genitals other than your own?  This can mean just about anything.  Maybe a partner, maybe a friend, maybe in porn…  Maybe in a sexual way, or maybe in a non-sexual way.

I think there is something so fascinating about the human body.  I remember always feeling a great deal of curiosity, mixed with a kind of shyness that is hard to shake at first.  But it makes you wonder about your own body and also about this other body, which feels beautiful and strange and familiar all at once.

How about you?  What have your experiences been like in seeing other bodies up close and personal or on film?  I’m sure our collective stories will create a really fascinating look at the way we come to understand ourselves and each other in this beautifully basic and human way.  So, here we go!